Health: Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my...

By Anonymous - 07/03/2011 18:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I threw up when I woke up, feeling quite ill, I told my mum. She instantly thought I was pregnant. I'm still a virgin and she doesn't believe me. FML

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By DemiRawrs - 01/05/2013 17:23 - United States

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Today, I mentioned to my mum that one of my friends is pregnant. She decided I was lying, that I'm the one who's actually pregnant, and that I'm going to get checked out by a doctor. FML

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By loveurlifejk - 28/12/2011 06:32 - United States

Today, I was woken up to my mother screaming obscenities at me, all because I threw up last night after days of not feeling well, and the flushing of the toilet afterwards woke her up. FML

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By I'm just sick, really - 02/05/2015 00:33 - United States - Springfield

Today, I felt sick to my stomach, so I told my mother I didn't want to eat dinner. She started accusing me of being anorexic, so I ate a little bit anyway to make her stop. I then threw up, only for her to take it as confirmation that I have an eating disorder. FML

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By LoveYouTooMa - 20/06/2010 04:11 - United States

Today, I wasn't feeling too well and consequently threw up. In an effort to get some sympathy, I told my mom about what happened. Rather than trying to make me feel better, she yelled at me because I threw up in the bathroom sink "when the damn toilet is two feet away." Thanks mom. FML

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By angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2013 22:08 - United States - Marsing

Today, I told my boyfriend that I've missed my period, and that I think I might be pregnant. He started panicking and ended up puking in the toilet. FML

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By Brook - 26/02/2013 08:21 - Australia - Sydney

Today, when my doctor told me I had symptoms of an STD, I had to repeatedly try to convince her I'm a 28-year-old virgin. Even as I left she still didn't believe me. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 06:00 - Netherlands

Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML

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By Lunab123 - 01/02/2015 02:43 - United States - Potomac

Today, I had food poisoning and woke up early in the morning to vomit. My mom emailed all of my teachers saying that I would be late to school because of "morning sickness". Thanks mom. FML

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kmarrs 2

Monday 7 March 2011 23:09

Well, when you don't pop a baby out in 9 months, you'll get to be right.

beautifulbeau 4

Monday 7 March 2011 23:13

that happens to me all the time. people will always assume that you are pregnant if you are a girl that got sick in the morning, and it will stick with you forever.

Comments

rattusrattus 18

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:08

Tell your mum to put down the Daily Mail and stop watching the 'Teens are STI-riddled MONSTERS OMG!!!" programmes. Although some parents believe their kids act exactly the same way they did when the parents were teens. So maybe your mum was Miss Yo-yo Knickers?

SaharNar 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:16

ugghhh how parents assume stuff ! :P there gonna look dumb once they figure out that ur telling the truth :)

jewels1877 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:16

Oh my god. I had almost the same thing happen to me. I had been having acid reflux for about a week and begged my mom to get me tums and she literally looks at me and goes, "Are you pregnant?" I'm like.. "Noooo. Still a virgin here. How is that possible?" Her response, "You were alone with a boy in his car recently." Recently being two months previous to that accusation :-/ She had no need to be concerned at that time. NOW, on the other hand... Lol.

oooKiLLaHooo 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 16:10

I don't like you.

Jizwold 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 16:09

****!!!!!! burn the adulterous witch! she will spawn the devil with her /sarcasm

ScrabbleBabe2010 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:26

You have nothing to prove to anyone that requires you to spend your allowance on preg test. The proof should present itself pretty soon when you need lady supplies.

always115 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:32

didn't see this comment before I posted mine, but yes this is true

stuckanemone7 7

Tuesday 11 November 2014 8:58

A boy was within a two mile radius of OP.

kittykat1501 31

Sunday 14 June 2015 21:20

always115 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:30

take a preggo test, problem solved

Lalala1996 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 0:47

Well I'm still a virgin and my mom put me on birth control.

Mcscruffy 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 18:49

Cute and a virgin?! damn right u should be on birth control; that's every mans dream o.O

DjeePee 24

Tuesday 8 March 2011 23:27

Be glad, you don't have to take precautions for the first time if you're about to have sex. Much better than skipping school, going all alone to the doctor, paying the pill all by yourself...just because your parents doesn't approve of it. Besides, if you don't want to take it, she can't force you.

SCOTTY_DAY 0

Wednesday 9 March 2011 15:30

hahaha good for you

RainWind 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:01

I can take care of your virginity issue for you.

elchihuaz 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:04

hahahaha u must be a **** for ur mom to think that of u!

justicetracey 0

Tuesday 8 March 2011 1:54

just because her mom thinks she's prego doesn't mean she's a ****. It's just her mother being conserened. I had the same thing happen last week because I was feeling sick at the sight of food. I've only slept with one guy and I've been with him for nine month. so not everybody who's mother assumes there pregnant is a ****. Just sayin.