Miscellaneous: Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily....

By AyoitsSteveo - 24/05/2009 09:49 - United States

Today, I thought it would be funny to bother my friend Emily. I kept punching her. She asked if I wanted to fight. I agreed because she's a 15 year old skinny girl and I'm 17 year old buff guy. She beat the crap out of me until I cried. FML

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By teardrops - 21/09/2010 08:50 - Australia

Today, I got punched in the face by a girl for asking if she was okay after I had seen her crying. FML

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By filipinoclari808 - 16/04/2009 06:47 - United States

Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2014 16:30 - United States - Tampa

Today, a girl I've never met before came up to me and punched me in the face, because she wanted to get suspended. FML

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By J. Homen - 30/03/2013 22:22 - United States

Today, the girl I thought I was dating got into a fight with me over the phone. She did this because she bet her boyfriend that she could make me cry on FaceTime. She won the bet. FML

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Power move

By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 22:02

Today, I was walking my girlfriend to class when my friend came by and playfully punched me in the arm. Trying not to look like a wimp, I turned around to hit him in the arm. Instead, I ended up punching a girl in the face. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me and I'm suspended. FML

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By Anon - 12/01/2012 19:24 - United States

Today, I tried to give my friend a fist bump. He thought I was trying to punch him so he punched me in the face. FML

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By looke27 - 13/11/2010 07:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend thought she was stronger than me so we arm wrestled. She won. I used both hands. FML

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Overpowered

By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

Today, my little sister was being picked on by some kids. After seeing one push her, I went over to talk to them about how bullying isn't cool and how they need to play nice. They beat me up. I'm 22 years-old and got beat up by a group of 10 year-olds. FML

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Size isn't everything!

By Franklin - 18/12/2017 19:00

Today, I attempted to threaten my daughter's boyfriend to keep him from breaking her heart. I'm a 230-pound former soldier. He's a karate black belt. My family watched me get beat up by a 120-pound teenager. FML

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By ihateteenagers - 30/12/2010 02:12 - United States

Today, a punk-looking college kid was making fun of my mentally handicapped son. Out of anger, I punched him in the face. I got handcuffed and thrown into a police car. The kid stood there laughing and pointing at me. FML

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MoonTiger 4

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:07

And you pretty much deserve that one.. dumbass

wtfml0715 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:06

hahahahah nice going this is pretty sad

Comments

lmmmr 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:11

You're... really stupid. For so many reasons. Get a life.

rxxk 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:11

I cry both fake and fail.

yer_maw 1

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:12

hahaha, don't be so annoying then shit like this won't happen to you

christopherlove 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:12

I hope she made you her bitch. Then castrated you.

mnbbv 0

Friday 9 April 2010 7:20

lol omfg that could be a movie right there!

musicfanatic 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:12

Which is exactly why you should never challenge a girl to a fight! YDI, and next time pay more attention to girls, 'cause you'll never get a girlfriend :]

tWitt3rBuG 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:13

L0l, hitting a girl means you like her. I'm almost certain you're 6 years old! Didn't you learn never to lie? Now go sit in the corner & think about what you did. Bad boy!!! o_O

failblogftw 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 5:14

I think he's young too.

mylifeisfuckedd 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 20:13

So if you agreed because she is small and a girl and you're a buff guy, you were pretty much assuming that YOU could beat the crap out of HER, in which case YDI!!