Animals: Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel,... - FML

By karmavictim - 18/03/2011 11:28

Today, I swerved out of the way to avoid hitting a squirrel, and in the process hit another squirrel. FML

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By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

Today, while driving my new car, a squirrel ran in front of me so I slammed on my brakes. The person behind me didn't notice and rear-ended me. The squirrel got hit by a car going the opposite direction. FML

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By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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By vstan - 25/08/2010 00:48 - United States

Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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Pile on

By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, while driving home, I swerved to avoid turning a duck and her babies into roadkill. Another car was coming around a sharp bend at the time and swerved to avoid hitting me. In the end, we both ran our cars off the road, and he took out several ducks in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

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By TerribleAim - 12/10/2022 00:01

Today, I was trying to scare a squirrel away from my bird feeder. It was on my privacy fence, so I picked up a rock just to throw at the fence to startle it. I hit the squirrel in the head and he fell off on the other side. I don't know if he's okay or not. FML

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Psycho

By Anonymous - 12/10/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, I was on a drive with my uncle. We saw a dead deer on the side of the road and expressed our pity for it. Then a squirrel runs across the road and my uncle swerves toward the squirrel, laughing hysterically and yelling, "Run rodent run." FML

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Traumatized

By Anonymous - 09/09/2009 04:23 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, while I was driving I ran over a squirrel. It was in front of three little girls at their lemonade stand. FML

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Schlimpikins 0

Friday 18 March 2011 15:58

You should have turned around and hit the first one for making you hit the second one.

elainelovesyou 7

Friday 18 March 2011 15:57

That must've been his wife. Well done.

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gilbert44 0

Friday 18 March 2011 17:13

who cares about a dumb squirrel

hcovballer247 0

Friday 18 March 2011 17:13

wow. animal killer..

DocBastard 38

Friday 18 March 2011 17:16

IWillFuckYou - Boners gets paid for every comment he makes, and he has 13 (maybe 14) alleged illegitimate children to support. You too can join the Pay For Commenting program - just PM Boners and he'll tell you all about it.

KMilliron 2

Friday 18 March 2011 17:16

I'm love hate with boner. When it's funny it's funny when he's annoying he's boner. I don't get worked up over it. Some guy I don't know anything about writing comments I don't even HAVE to read? Why get pissed? Just chill out and lol at the fml cause I'm sure that's the whole idea of this site. As for you boner, do what you do, bone.

Heather18Love 0

Friday 18 March 2011 17:27

I honestly look for boners comments most of them make me laugh. It brightens my day up a little :)

ChinaBabylove69 0

Friday 18 March 2011 17:28

I totally agree with you , I told him time and time again to just stop his crazy talk ! but the both of us are just wasting our time! with a crazy person! he never can say nothing positive! I think there's something really wrong with him ! I think the best advice for myself is that just totally leave him alone and hope and pray he straightens out! I kind of feel sorry for him ! Most likely he doesn't have a job and not getting laid , probably no friends ! So all he has is this website.

aburt6622 0

Friday 18 March 2011 17:28

why did you swerve. who the F cares.

TinyDude 10

Friday 18 March 2011 17:28

at least ur ridding the world of rodents.

ChinaBabylove69 0

Friday 18 March 2011 17:32

see I'm not the only one who thinks you need major help boner! please stop !

lionheart822 13

Friday 18 March 2011 17:33

aww man fyl for having squirrel guts all over your car.

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