By fecal romance - 23/11/2013 10:32 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I swallowed and nearly choked to death on the ring my boyfriend hid in my wine glass. It's still in me somewhere, and my doctor basically told me that I'll have to "keep an eye on things" if I want to find it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 697
You deserved it 5 954

Same thing different taste

Comments

vandeele 8

Aww well at least he was trying to be sweet and might I add- FAITHFUL.

How could you not see the ring in the glass, it was a liquid so you can see through it right?! Sorry you chocked though!!!

Yeah I've never really understand the ring in wine glass it's cute but well what if someone swallows it! At least this will be a story to pass around

Haven't any of you ever accidentally swallowed an ice cube from your drink? A ring is a little different, but I sounds like it could happen if one wasn't paying attention and was gulping the drink.

vuduguru 5

#96 she obviously opened her throat and slammed that bitch

To anyone that wants to do this "romantic gesture," place the ring in your own glass. Toast between the two of you to your love or something and hold the glass up to her. During your toast point it out and pop the question. It's safer and just as romantic for her to glimpse the ring in your glass as it is hers.

I'm pretty sure you just stole that from two and a half men. no one would actually down wine as if it were a shot.

well it seems that op took it like a shot, making the time with the "fiancé" less painful?

The only reason you didn't see the ring must be because you chugged your drink, and who the hell chugs wines except a drunk?