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By kittykat033 - 08/03/2014 17:19 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I started at my new job. My manager, upon meeting me, hugged me and sniffed my neck, then commented that I smelled "natural" and told me how much he loves that. I have to work with this creep until god knows when. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 10:17 - United States

Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML

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Office Space

By Mishlette - 23/01/2015 13:27 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML

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By headache - 04/05/2019 14:00

Today, I have a new office-mate. I'm not particularly sensitive to odours but he wears so much cologne, I nearly throw up every time he walks in. Only 8 more hours till fresh air. FML

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By Joe - 27/08/2012 13:33 - United States - Coalgate

Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML

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By Jessica S. - 06/09/2012 11:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML

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Productivity Queen

By NoJustNo - 13/06/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, my new office mate offered to let me smell her deodorant. This was after clipping her nails, before pulling out her needle point project, and while complaining how overworked she is. FML

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The sweet smell of success

By joshua - 06/08/2011 00:18 - United States

Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML

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By oopsididitagain - 30/11/2010 18:49 - United States

Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled "something weird, like sulfur." I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML

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Smells like teen spirit of America

By Clogged Nose - 19/03/2020 02:32

Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 00:11 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am terrified. FML

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Black_Knight80 13

Saturday 8 March 2014 22:02

quit now before you regret it!

brookenicolee29 27

Saturday 8 March 2014 22:03

That's creepy as ****.

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grape_you 1

Monday 10 March 2014 1:34

He broke the 2 rules for workplace comments. 1. Be attractive 2. Don't be unattractive.

cornyrob 33

Monday 10 March 2014 5:11

He might've been Thai, but still you don't หอม someone you don't know. At least not in the United States.

Robert1989 9

Monday 10 March 2014 13:42

op he said you smell natural not lets **** get over you self.

Lystune42 8

Monday 10 March 2014 22:28

Dude, report him.

Byere 4

Tuesday 11 March 2014 2:03

Quick, call for the Sexual Harassment Panda... Then call his boss and tell them what he did

Beetle7 9

Wednesday 12 March 2014 21:13

A guy once sniffed me when we met. And he didn't even try to hide it. Luckily he was gay, so it wasn't THAT creepy.

cwl727 32

Thursday 13 March 2014 17:33

Definitely report him to HR.

darkfireflame 15

Saturday 15 March 2014 11:11

File a sexual harassment complaint.

sophie0908 16

Saturday 14 November 2015 0:11

Ew, go out and get enough perfume to open your own shop and good luck

FarFromHome_fml 17

Sunday 13 March 2016 13:28

Uh, quit?? It's actually harassment??

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