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By kittykat033 - 08/03/2014 17:19 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I started at my new job. My manager, upon meeting me, hugged me and sniffed my neck, then commented that I smelled "natural" and told me how much he loves that. I have to work with this creep until god knows when. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/12/2015 10:17 - United States

Today, I started my new job at a small business. I was pretty excited to finally be working, until I found out the big boss is a creeper and sees no problem making comments such as "You're way more interesting than the rest of these slope-eyed fucks." FML

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By Mishlette - 23/01/2015 13:27 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, I started at my new job. Turns out my boss is a complete douchebag. He spent most of the day looking over our shoulders and making cuntish comments about our work, then called a guy a piece of shit for farting and forced him to spray disinfectant on his chair. FML

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By headache - 04/05/2019 14:00

Today, I have a new office-mate. I'm not particularly sensitive to odours but he wears so much cologne, I nearly throw up every time he walks in. Only 8 more hours till fresh air. FML

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By Joe - 27/08/2012 13:33 - United States - Coalgate

Today, I started my new job at a fragrance store. While training, the manager had me smell all of the scents to become familiar with the products. Before my shift was over, I'd had three asthma attacks. FML

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By Jessica S. - 06/09/2012 11:15 - United States - Louisville

Today, I found out that the mysterious and creepy weirdo guy that continuously sends me messages on Facebook is my manager at my new job. FML

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By NoJustNo - 13/06/2022 08:00 - United States

Today, my new office mate offered to let me smell her deodorant. This was after clipping her nails, before pulling out her needle point project, and while complaining how overworked she is. FML

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The sweet smell of success

By joshua - 06/08/2011 00:18 - United States

Today, I started work at my new job. I was excited to have been given an office of my own, but shortly after sitting down at my desk, the door across the hall opened and an unspeakably murderous stench that could've curdled milk seeped in. My office is opposite the men's room. Great. FML

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By oopsididitagain - 30/11/2010 18:49 - United States

Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled "something weird, like sulfur." I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML

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Smells like teen spirit of America

By Clogged Nose - 19/03/2020 02:32

Today, I had to train a new guy whose body odor was killing me. After he'd left, I had to run two industry size fans to blow the stench out of my office. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2012 00:11 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, after eight months of unemployment, I finally started at my new night job. Shortly after walking in, my boss came up behind me, whispered "hooorse dicksss" in my ear, and walked off without another word. I am terrified. FML

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Black_Knight80 13

Saturday 8 March 2014 22:02

quit now before you regret it!

brookenicolee29 27

Saturday 8 March 2014 22:03

That's creepy as ****.

Comments

Lang88 13

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:18

I see a future sexual harassment case being filed in the future

pwnman 33

Sunday 9 March 2014 2:29

If he continues to commit any uncomfortable behaviour, don't think in a multiple pattern to report him. Reporting him immediately is a necessary action to commit upon your side.

MaltWarrior 32

Sunday 9 March 2014 4:15

Are you working with Hannibal Lector by chance?

mattrd_fml 31

Sunday 9 March 2014 4:32

That's sexual harassment. I'd go to HR.

kittykat033 10

Sunday 9 March 2014 4:47

Shouldn't my profile say I have a confirmed FML now -__-

mata2 7

Sunday 9 March 2014 6:03

Yes, Odd must be a bug. Repot sent. BTW you should just report him to HR. Or show him you are taken by having your boyfriend drop you off.

Honema 16

Sunday 9 March 2014 10:01

this seems to be a more and more common bug..

597mph 10

Sunday 9 March 2014 7:05

They could be homosexual.

itsbrittanybxtch 3

Sunday 9 March 2014 8:43

That may mean that you actually smell like body odor, in which case you should probably invest in some different deodorant and wear some cologne. Problem solved.

Honema 16

Sunday 9 March 2014 10:00

why do people hat on that man so much... he just noticed a smell in her neck, and since when is hugging a bad thing?! or is my view on the world not dark enough to be on FML?

fleur_de_fevrier_fml 22

Sunday 9 March 2014 10:54

What are you talking about? There is something called respect of someone's private space. He is not entitled to touch a woman (or a man) without their agreement. It's totally creepy and unprofessional.

paigexox0 37

Sunday 9 March 2014 13:16

So, youre telling me you would not be creeped out if anyone, especially your new manager upon first meeting hugged you..and sniffed your neck and commented on how it smelled? I mean whatever floats your boat man but that is extremely weird and creepy

squideth 18

Sunday 9 March 2014 23:47

Guess what, you don't get to tell anyone how they should feel about having another person invade their space and make creepy comments! Hooray, you're an idiot!