Miscellaneous: Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally... - FML

By Mystery LeRale - 15/01/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I spent four hours practicing funny voices. I have literally nothing better to do all day. FML

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By seriouslybored - 17/06/2011 07:32 - United States

Today, I spent a full hour working on my British accent. FML

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By annoym - 21/02/2012 11:49 - United States

Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML

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By Youdontneed2knowmyname - 05/02/2011 05:29 - United States

Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML

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By Dying Whale - 02/03/2017 04:00

Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML

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By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/11/2009 23:26 - United States

Today, I had nothing better to do than make a penis out of silly putty. FML

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By ineedalife - 02/02/2013 12:08 - Australia

Today, I got so lonely I decided to make sock puppets and play with them. I played for four hours straight, only to be interrupted by a phone call. I didn't answer because my sock puppets were "on a date" and I didn't want to stop playing. FML

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Get me out of here

By dang ol' anonymous, man - 01/05/2022 03:59

Today, I was stuck in a room for eight hours with several guys doing impressions of Boomhauer from King of the Hill. Talkin' 'bout that dang ol' FML. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was so bored that I spent two hours researching the history of spoons. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2019 16:01

Today, I drove an hour to work, did nothing for 8 hours, drove an hour back, and then studied for 4 hours. This has been happening for weeks. FML

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happypink_fml 0

Sunday 22 February 2009 7:09

its better then spending all day on here

C0okieMonster 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:36

Pfft, of course you have something better to do!!! EAT COOKIES!!!! Cookie!

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iFruit 0

Thursday 20 August 2009 20:07

Who cares its not like you poisoned it...

Jared900DUmpling 30

Friday 24 January 2014 16:25

That doesn't even make sense

RatIsKing 0

Sunday 6 September 2009 5:03

maybe you should spend some time getting a gf/bf instead wasting your time in that AND on this site, smart one

kornonthecobb 0

Friday 18 September 2009 7:37

sometimes when i get bored i randomly find myself meowing at my dog 2 see if he can understand me lol

HamsteronA 0

Saturday 16 January 2010 14:22

FAIL

megitts 0

Wednesday 14 April 2010 4:24

ok that one really made me laugh! I oils app picture it! 

homealone12345 0

Friday 23 April 2010 6:59

i had a few of thoese days

LoonyPheebs 0

Monday 31 January 2011 14:41

FYL for having nothing to do. YDI for not being social enough to ask a friend to hang out. Unless you have a social phobia, it's really your own fault...

viviville 0

Friday 22 April 2011 21:18

get a Facebook.

madam_fml 0

Friday 6 May 2011 21:10

maybe you should consider making something out of ur life, do u really believe you were created to live in this earth with no purpose? I suggest looking into the religion of Islam, you'll find that it will provide you with the truth and you'll be so grateful u did

jtswiwi 5

Sunday 21 August 2011 8:00

Get some friends....

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Today, I came home from college to find my favorite silk nightie that I'd left behind being modeled by Bernie, the family dog. Nobody will admit to who put it on him. I don't know what's worse, that my family is a bunch of assholes, or that my nightie is big enough to fit a Saint Bernard. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and her mom dropped me off at home. I told my girlfriend that I love her. She said nothing, then her mom blurted out, "I love you too!" and drove away. FML

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Today, I started shaking my son's Little Bill doll in frustration, as the batteries weren't working. My nosy neighbor saw through the window and called the cops. They wouldn't believe me and now the whole neighborhood thinks I'm a child abuser. FML

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Today, my boyfriend finally let me take his dog on a walk, after two years of not trusting me to keep her safe. During the walk, a car drove by, causing her to run after it and pulling the leash out of my hand. Five hours later, and I still can't find her. FML

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Today, after a lifetime of weaves and extensions, I felt brave enough to wear my natural hair to work. As soon as I clocked in, my manager yelled, “Holy shit! What happened to you? Stick your finger in a socket or something?” I was then sent home for being, “Out of uniform.” FML

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Today, a woman came into the gas station where I work, yelling because her credit card wouldn't read at the pump. I politely told her that I could set the pump up for a set amount, and she could swipe the card at the register. Her response? "You need Jesus." FML

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