Love: Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home... - FML

By Camm. - 15/01/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

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By really?! - 22/03/2020 06:30

Today, I found my car with its front end smashed in. The offender was nowhere to be seen, but had left a helpful note that stated, "Sorry about your car but you can go fuck yourself because you will never find me. Muwahahaha!" FML

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By anonymous - 02/06/2013 05:20 - United States - Yorktown Heights

Today, I accidentally hit someone's car while in the supermarket car park. I left a note, went shopping, and when I came back my windows were shattered, my tires were slashed, and "FUCK YOU" was written on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2011 20:28 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car which was sticking out in the road and practically unavoidable. I left a note on the windshield saying, "You deserved to get hit - you park like an asshole." Later I realized that the paper I tore to write on was the back of my bank statement, name and address included. FML

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Glassed

By Rick - 01/07/2011 08:31 - United States

Today, the driver's side window of my car was busted, and inside was a note that said, "Sorry, thought this was my car." FML

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By Queensland - 18/10/2014 07:20 - Australia

Today, I woke up to find "Fuck you, Harry" painted on my car. Harry's my neighbour. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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By Dansonn - 17/03/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, after work I went to the parking lot to my car to go home. I found my car doors heavily scratched and all my tires cut, with a note on my windshield. The note read, "F*** you, Jackson." I'm Tyler. Jackson is my co-worker. FML

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How dare you?

By Anonymous - 09/11/2009 20:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I woke up to find my garage broken into and my car covered in paint and the words "Fuck you." Why? I broke up with my ex because she cheated on me and stole money off me and my mom. Apparently this wasn't a good enough excuse to break her up with her. FML

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By mickstinator - 25/06/2009 15:37 - United States

Today, I was parking my car outside of my apartment, but the big truck next to the spot went over the line. I squeezed in anyway. Later, I discovered the truck had left and someone keyed my car. They left a note saying, "Good parking job, asshole." FML

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Who did you piss off?

By Smashed - 15/11/2009 23:16 - United States

Today, when I walked up to my car, all my windows were smashed. Thankfully, all I keep in my car is jumper cables, a pen, my car insurance and manual. Whoever smashed my windows apparently was pissed, 'cos they left a note saying "F**k you and your f**king station wagon." FML

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BlueEyesBlondeHa 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:57

My name is Hannah! (but it wasn't me)

maiden_girl 5

Sunday 15 February 2009 13:32

Wow. I'm guessing you have no idea who Hannah is... it was probably a woman that did it... revenge for a best friend...

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maiden_girl 5

Sunday 15 February 2009 13:32

Wow. I'm guessing you have no idea who Hannah is... it was probably a woman that did it... revenge for a best friend...

dan81892 2

Monday 22 June 2009 22:01

had to be, only a woman would make a stupid mistake like that.

Brendan3693 0

Friday 27 August 2010 17:31

u have issues. 21st century. and FYI I'm a guy too

Eir_fml 1

Wednesday 18 February 2009 13:17

If there is no possibility she was a drunken one night stand or something, I don't know.

BlueEyesBlondeHa 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 3:57

My name is Hannah! (but it wasn't me)

mormonsrule 8

Thursday 11 April 2013 1:02

My name is Hannah as well!

canadianhannah 18

Monday 29 December 2014 16:28

Ayyyy another Hannah over here yo

diet_cocaine 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:51

terrible man just terrible ud think that the guy who was gonna smash ur car would have done a lil research to make sure u were the right guy

genki008 0

Friday 27 March 2009 22:59

don't act like you don't know what you did!!! from, hannah haha lol

Tomfish3000 0

Monday 30 March 2009 16:50

You don't even know the name of the person you mistreated? Tut tut ;)

featherhead 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 1:34

wow, that's shitty.

sandst0rm17 0

Sunday 5 April 2009 2:11

You file a police report, then get a bunch of CSI stuff like finger print dust, gather finger prints n DNA and send them to be identified and then proceed to vandalize their cars

Jackthestripper 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 17:27

Find Hannah. Destroy her. :p That sucks dude, file a police report.

dreamofme 0

Thursday 9 April 2009 18:12

Maybe the fact that you don't remember who she is might have something to do with it... or maybe you have the same car as someone who's a douche. Lol.

Boomi 38

Sunday 11 September 2016 8:51

Hopefully it just so happens to be the same car.

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