Miscellaneous: Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes... - FML

By anonymous - 13/01/2012 05:05 - Canada

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

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By Derek Lee - 22/05/2011 13:53 - United States

Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

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By girl - 22/11/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML

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By Thatguynoonelikes - 29/09/2015 13:21 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML

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By paige - 27/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

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By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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This is the rhythm of the night

By rikitsumiatsu - 10/04/2020 02:00

Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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By JenniWearsPrada - 20/04/2011 08:27

Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML

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Help yourself

By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 21:08 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

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pdHbq 2

Friday 13 January 2012 12:00

The strange things people do...

edgestr 2

Friday 13 January 2012 12:01

Score for him if you're a girl and hot!

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perdix 29

Friday 13 January 2012 14:24

I'm such a geek that I am wondering how the Kinect software dealt with that extra leg flopping around (or extra finger, if the OP is unfortunately-endowed)?

DEMACIA_fml 6

Friday 13 January 2012 22:45

That actually wouldn't be such a good thing if it was long enough to be considered an extra leg... how would OP wear pants?

fuzz97 23

Friday 13 January 2012 14:28

HAHAHAHAHA

jhh0991 5

Friday 13 January 2012 14:29

Man lucky guy! If you're hot I'm sayin...

CryMoreFMLs 14

Friday 13 January 2012 15:02

71 - OP wpuld be a male... Sorry to burst your bubble.

Cherryripe25 5

Monday 16 January 2012 16:28

maybe jhh0991 is gay?

Sweet_Rvng 9

Friday 13 January 2012 14:37

Karma for selling your xbox... Just saying...

maphineRAWRS 10

Friday 13 January 2012 14:37

YES! HAHAHA THIS IS THE BEST

Goldd3000 1

Friday 13 January 2012 14:39

i have dance central, i never saw an option for recording the videos or storing videos. Pictures, yes, but they're uploaded to your live account. i call BS on OP

ennamae17 9

Friday 13 January 2012 14:44

Then don't dance naked

immaMonsta 8

Friday 13 January 2012 14:48

I'm sorry OP, but how could you forget something like that? That's the first thing I would make sure I would erase if I were to sell my Kinect and Xbox 360. Sorry but...no I'm not sorry at all, YDI.

CuddleMePanda 0

Friday 13 January 2012 14:56

I hope it was atleast a cool song, nothing fruity lol.

Akharr01 5

Friday 13 January 2012 14:58

I wonder if that guy is a cre_ep?......

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