Miscellaneous: Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes... - FML

By anonymous - 13/01/2012 05:05 - Canada

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

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By Derek Lee - 22/05/2011 13:53 - United States

Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

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By girl - 22/11/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML

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By Thatguynoonelikes - 29/09/2015 13:21 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML

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By paige - 27/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

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By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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This is the rhythm of the night

By rikitsumiatsu - 10/04/2020 02:00

Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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By JenniWearsPrada - 20/04/2011 08:27

Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML

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Help yourself

By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 21:08 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

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pdHbq 2

Friday 13 January 2012 12:00

The strange things people do...

edgestr 2

Friday 13 January 2012 12:01

Score for him if you're a girl and hot!

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Friday 13 January 2012 13:07

Brain generating best phrase... Ding! " hot body doing weird naked ritual" To the google machine!

taradeborde87 3

Friday 13 January 2012 22:42

Really??

alyspar2 5

Friday 13 January 2012 13:08

"free ****!"

kansah 25

Friday 13 January 2012 14:04

That must be hard to come across these days.

Geneside 8

Friday 13 January 2012 13:13

Can anyone say internet XD.

DEMACIA_fml 6

Friday 13 January 2012 22:42

My vocal cords do not allow me to say that particular word.

pdHbq 2

Sunday 15 January 2012 7:12

internet XD I WIN!!! :d

n_epic_fail 14

Friday 13 January 2012 13:14

That was an epic fail. Hope you get some of the money when he sells thoes to some low budget **** sight... But don't forget to leave us a link.

pompousjackass 10

Friday 13 January 2012 13:17

Is it not common courtesy to format/wipe any electrical device before you sell it or give it away?

dudette2 9

Friday 13 January 2012 13:19

Who does that??

vampire1618 5

Friday 13 January 2012 13:31

Just hope he wasn't buying it for his kid or other younger relative...

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 13 January 2012 14:29

That's what I was thinking. F their lives

aceofspace320 5

Friday 13 January 2012 13:59

Well this could be your contribution the the Internet **** industry haha

brayden1234 0

Friday 13 January 2012 14:16

I would laugh if he tries to give it back.

desyleeann 0

Friday 13 January 2012 14:23

I'm sorry but that is the funniest thing I've heard all day.

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Today, I handed in my resignation letter after over three and a half years working at the company. My manager is angry with me, since we returned from an overseas business trip yesterday, and why didn't I inform her before the trip. She now wants me to pay all costs of trip before leaving the job. FML

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Today, my mom decided to show me her new rape whistle. She kept blowing it every couple of minutes while we were stuck in traffic. FML

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Today, I thought I'd locked my house keys in my locker at work. Not having any replacement nearby, I decided to cut the padlock with the saw of my pocket-knife. It took 20 minutes and four cuts into my hand to destroy the padlock. It took another five seconds to find the missing key in my jacket. FML

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