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By wtf / Thursday 9 June 2011 15:04 / United Kingdom
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  whiskuit  |  0

He obviously needed some papers stapled together. ...in his colon.

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  CryMoreFMLs  |  14

Must be in of those wierd people who eat metal to get stupid achievements in record books..... .....or hopefully Darwin Awards.....

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  strizz18  |  0

I guess shit happens

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  theaws0m3guy  |  4

I just thought of a great, original pun!...Well that's a shitty situation! Original right? It's not like it's overused and not funny anymore!

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  bubble25_fml  |  5

he obviously wanted all his shit to come out nice and packed and stapled together, but didn't realize that a staple is no good without a stapler. next time remember to eat the stapler for desert op :)

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  brianjman14  |  22

Same with me, 59.

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that's a shitty situation

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  usmcdvil  |  4

Same here 59...

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  immja  |  0

@6 strong with you the force is

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  lntreis_fml  |  0

That FML is so short that I wasnt able to click on it on the iphone app!

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  pman590  |  8

I did too I had to go to the second one and go up 1!

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  imosim  |  0

hi I am lord titty kaka

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  athena3100  |  9

same! i couldnt get it opem!

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  wordnerd42  |  0

So nobody on this thread appreciates the potency of 5-word FMLs, they just whine about their thumbs' inabilities to hit a small target? I personally enjoy concisely effed lives x)

By  mrwelsh3  |  0

you suck at life.

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  Rape_Laser  |  0

37- that's meh last name

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  aardvarkish  |  15

It's "Dylsexia"! Get a clue...

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  aardvarkish  |  15

It was a test. It was only a test. Had it been a real emergency, I would not have been playing with people's minds. For the Freudians out there, the spelling "Dyl-SEX-ia" would have signaled an even DEEPER issue...

By  fyl11122233  |  0

don't you mean "shit"

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  johnson94  |  5

Shat = fart + shit there is a simple math equation that will explain it for you...

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  shovels  |  0

the past tense of "shit" is "shit". shat is probably just shit with a staple or two... So, I guess he could've just said "I shat" and we would understand.

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  cetlawizard  |  15

no, the politically correct term is shat, as in having already done it...in other words: while doing so, I am peeing, & afterward I have peed...I am shitting out a staple, & afterward I have shat a staple. :)

By  XxXPromiseXxX  |  0

at least it wasn't A caterpillar...

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