Intimacy: Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our...

By Anonymous - 24/11/2009 08:54 - United States

Today, I sent my main man a picture of the two of us out on our second date. He immediately added it to his MySpace account, with the caption, "clubbin with my hoe." FML

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Today, I received a friend request from a boyfriend I hadn't talked to in 20+ years. A few minutes later, he messaged me a picture of himself with a young woman at a strip club. My daughter. FML

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By Bulldogs09 - 01/07/2009 04:41 - France

Today, I finally hooked up with the boy of my dreams at a party. Later, while on AIM, I noticed one of his friend's away messages was a quote from the guy's screen name, which said, "I can't believe what I stick my dick In sometimes." FML

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By anonymous - 21/11/2009 08:00 - United States

Today, I was sitting with a friend who moved back into town, and he told me about how he hooked up with a girl at a bar last night. I asked him if she was hot, he responded "Yeah, I have a picture of her on my phone." It was a picture of my girlfriend. FML

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By PeppermintPenny - 10/08/2017 20:00

Today, a coworker and I had our second date at my place. He wanted to show me pictures of himself in some club, where he had been a member in highschool. He started typing his name into the google search bar and it suggested his name from when I had googled him months ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2020 15:00

Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML

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By bigmouth - 14/03/2009 08:43 - United States

Today, I met a really nice couple at a bar. We talked and the conversation eventually drifted towards online dating. I casually commented that hooking up through the internet was sad and pathetic. Turns out they met on Myspace. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML

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By creeper-status - 05/05/2016 17:37 - United States - Irvine

Today, I made a new friend at my college campus, which was great, until I added him on Facebook and he started liking posts from 3 years ago, asking if he could be my "dirty little secret" because he knows that I have a boyfriend. FML

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By Noname - 03/02/2009 02:36 - United States

Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML

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By ishweta56 - 17/01/2009 22:57 - United States

Today, me and my friend are sitting here on fmylife.com while our boyfriends are out clubbing. FML

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DarkKnyte 0

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:31

Well, when you use the term "main man," you gotta expect to be treated like the bottom bitch. :/

jonnymohio 2

Tuesday 24 November 2009 16:33

You having a "main" man implies that you have more than one man. So he's correct in referring to you as a ho.

Comments

Macisawesome1 7

Thursday 24 July 2014 1:28

Like anyone's gonna see it. No one uses MySpace

AksentNetharia 12

Saturday 8 November 2014 21:50

Well, it's on MySpace, so nobody'll see it anyways.

GAeroNKissR 26

Thursday 24 September 2015 5:52

YDI for dating someone who still uses MySpace, LoL

Autistic_Slut 9

Tuesday 15 March 2016 3:41

check the year this was posted

Bubbledoctor10 0

Monday 21 December 2015 0:58

It's 2015 when I'm reading this and I saw main man and Myspace and thought what is this 2009? And then I read the date and I was like oh.

xxhdxx 11

Monday 1 February 2016 22:39

who tf uses myspace anymore

pp_time 3

Tuesday 23 May 2017 3:43

who in the world still uses myspace thats the true fml here

kevingirl 6

Monday 25 September 2017 21:29

Lol. He's your "main man after 2 dates? wow. ydi

carrs2154 9

Monday 30 March 2020 8:27

ydi for calling him your main man.

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