Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years,... - FML

By Dan223 - 01/10/2015 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 19:40 - United States

Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 14:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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Are you kidding me?

By The nice guy finishing Last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 11:00

Today, I had a dream I saw my dad. I tried to talk to him, but then I woke up. He died last Monday. FML

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Tight knit family

By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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Keeping it real

By Anonymous - 26/02/2016 08:37 - Australia - Wilston

Today, I went to visit my dad for the first time in over a year, as I have been studying for my Master's degree in history halfway across the world. The first thing he said to me? "So, gotten a real job yet?" FML

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By T - 01/10/2010 09:09 - France

Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML

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Pleasant

By daddydaughterWTF - 02/08/2012 00:06 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML

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Remember me?

By Anonymous - 21/05/2022 16:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my father passed. He never gave me the time of day for anything, but he was my dad so I went to the funeral. However, 98% of the people there had no idea he had an eldest daughter. FML

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TrueMurderer12 11

Friday 2 October 2015 1:10

I'm so sorry.

born_hustla 26

Friday 2 October 2015 1:11

Sad! Hope you had some good memories!

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Faust1024 3

Saturday 3 October 2015 6:01

what dicks who said you deserve it. sorry about your loss. prayers go out to you!

DanCastellaneta 17

Sunday 4 October 2015 3:17

...damn. I have no words.

robby_boss013 10

Sunday 4 October 2015 5:44

Oh wow

Oz_the_great 10

Monday 5 October 2015 5:03

my condolences..

BookerWebb 10

Monday 5 October 2015 6:50

Not alone man. After 8 years of no contact I drove 3000 miles roughly to see my dad brain dead on his death bed just to have to watch them pull the plug. Shit sucks sometimes keep your head up you'll be ok.

Mean_Girl 5

Monday 5 October 2015 22:28

:'( So sorry!!!

disasterlydeed 26

Sunday 3 January 2016 8:01

This is probably the saddest fml I've ever read...my condolences op :(( I lost my dad too and near 7 years later it's still weird to think he's not here anymore. Hang in there, it'll get worse before it gets better. ❤️ And to everyone that voted YDI, unless it was accidental, you're just sick and heartless.

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