Miscellaneous: Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years,... - FML

By Dan223 - 01/10/2015 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in almost five years, at his funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 19:40 - United States

Today, my dads cremated remains came in the mail. This is the first time, in my entire adult life, that he has visited me at my home. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2011 06:15 - United States

Today, I saw my dad for the first time in ten years. He was stealing my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2011 14:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my dad came to visit me. By visit I mean he arrived, took a huge smelly dump and left. This is the first time I've seen my dad in months. FML

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Are you kidding me?

By The nice guy finishing Last - 27/03/2017 12:00

Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML

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Classic

By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 11:00

Today, I had a dream I saw my dad. I tried to talk to him, but then I woke up. He died last Monday. FML

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Tight knit family

By Anonymous - 24/05/2010 17:12 - Canada

Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML

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Keeping it real

By Anonymous - 26/02/2016 08:37 - Australia - Wilston

Today, I went to visit my dad for the first time in over a year, as I have been studying for my Master's degree in history halfway across the world. The first thing he said to me? "So, gotten a real job yet?" FML

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By T - 01/10/2010 09:09 - France

Today, I got the guts to call my dad for the first time in nine years. He said he "almost didn't remember" he "had another daughter." Another? FML

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By daddydaughterWTF - 02/08/2012 00:06 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, after spending five years regaining contact with my estranged father, I finally met him. I tearfully dropped my luggage and ran to hug him. He belched and told me to get in the car, because he had diarrhea. FML

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Remember me?

By Anonymous - 21/05/2022 16:00 - United States - Anchorage

Today, my father passed. He never gave me the time of day for anything, but he was my dad so I went to the funeral. However, 98% of the people there had no idea he had an eldest daughter. FML

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TrueMurderer12 11

Friday 2 October 2015 1:10

I'm so sorry.

born_hustla 26

Friday 2 October 2015 1:11

Sad! Hope you had some good memories!

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Fergud 6

Friday 2 October 2015 14:25

So sorry and **** all the people who said you deserved it

skyeyez9 24

Friday 2 October 2015 14:27

Maybe the funeral will give you some closure. At least he now has a valid excuse to not be in your life. Dead beat parents are the worst. Sorry OP.

catkat1988 17

Friday 2 October 2015 14:32

What on earth persuaded 1500 people to click "You deserved it"?

DrummerWS 23

Friday 2 October 2015 16:51

That sucks man, sorry

CluelessKitKat 18

Friday 2 October 2015 18:12

So sorry for your loss OP. If the lack of communication/seeing each other was due to a falling out, please don't let it eat at you for the rest of your life.

Justincolon22 15

Friday 2 October 2015 18:39

That's really sad.

Stix_22 7

Friday 2 October 2015 20:11

Dark.

arjunica 1

Friday 2 October 2015 20:28

sorry

cocostarrz 13

Saturday 3 October 2015 4:05

I am really sorry for your loss. I know there was problem a reason you guys hadn't seen each other in so long and I am so incredibly sorry he died before you could mend your relationship.

Weasely 11

Saturday 3 October 2015 4:53

Aren't these supposed to be humorous in some way?

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