Kids: Today, I saw a kid getting bullied; a girl was hitting him in...

By meandme - 04/03/2014 22:55 - Canada - Fort Vermilion

Today, I saw a kid getting bullied; a girl was hitting him in the head. After having an inner struggle with what to do, I tried to stop them. Both kids then turned on me, and called me a "hippo". FML

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By Anonymous - 23/07/2014 16:01 - United States - Glen Allen

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By FBI1236 - 07/07/2019 20:00 - Pakistan - Karachi

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By Person15 - 26/11/2011 23:13 - United States

Today, I was at the mall and started singing along to the playing of "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas." A kid glanced at me and said to her mom, "She IS a hippopotamus." FML

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By angry mama - 21/09/2019 00:01

Today, while picking my daughter up from school, I saw her being beaten by two boys while the teacher stood there doing nothing. I ran to help, but then she pushed one of the boys off her. The teacher then pulled her away, yelled at her and then yelled at me for "not raising my kid right." FML

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By DocShadow - 03/12/2013 17:33 - United States - New York

Today, my 4-year-old daughter stood up to a bully in the mall. I was the one who was getting bullied. FML

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By ahuman - 29/09/2013 05:10 - United States

Today, I saw two kids having a fistfight in the street. I ran over to stop them, and one ended up hitting me in the eye. I now have a black eye over what turned out to have been a fight over who was going to get the last slice of pizza. FML

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smilevue 23

Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:32

Wow, the consequences for being nice nowadays. Sorry op :|

rachelottavia 16

Wednesday 5 March 2014 6:32

I'm sorry OP. hopefully their parents will discipline them correctly.

Comments

seensuper 14

Wednesday 5 March 2014 11:43

Thank you for at least trying! Many people wouldn't

vibernum 17

Wednesday 5 March 2014 12:40

Knock their heads together

arre2006 19

Wednesday 5 March 2014 14:58

You can only do so much for these damn kids.

DanielleinDC 33

Wednesday 5 March 2014 15:08

You did the right thing, OP, even if the little brats turn on you. It's usually right to intervene when you see bullying. But is it possible that what you thought was bullying was two kids roughhousing? It's a long shot, but it could be that, which is why they objected to your interfering.

solarrunner 16

Wednesday 5 March 2014 15:27

A feminist will say that female oppression against males is a myth.

Nish007 15

Wednesday 5 March 2014 21:28

kids and their masochistic tendencies *sigh*

nevereyes 31

Thursday 6 March 2014 1:00

We, you mean sadistic. Masochistic means they enjoy being in pain. Sadistic means they like to see others in pain.

lilsawty2 8

Thursday 6 March 2014 7:43

They shouldn't have called you a hippo. That was mean. You shouldn't have interfered. You saw a little girl hit a little boy and you immediately think its bullying? Weird, but okay. Next time, find the adult taking care of them and address them.