By weirded out - 11/08/2014 02:22 - United States - Brentwood

Today, I saw a customer at the restaurant I work at lovingly petting his cheeseburger and whispering sweet promises to it. FML
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lil_ham1644 29

Sweet promises? What, like "I promise it'll be over soon, you just look so tasty I could eat you up."

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SandyBella 17

So, I am not the only one who does that.. haha.

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brenton490 19

Your burgers be bringing all the boys to the yard...

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ManateeRex 14

Reminds me of Gabriel Iglesias telling his sinusitis he's about to get nasty with them.

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ladoom 23

Sometimes food is soo good you just have to be affectionate towards it!

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worldclassrager 39

I am not sure if that his better than playing with his food

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spoo 24

And you have to post it online? That will be the last time I come to your burger joint :(

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