By hayah - 21/02/2010 06:08 - France

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Today, I decided to not go to a strip club for the second Saturday in a row, because I didn't want to appear desperate in front of the strippers. FML
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uns211 0

how the **** do these fmls even get accepted :/

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XR6Falcon 0

but you are desperate and why would you care what a dirty stripper thinks of you?

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deathmarch 0

Yeah, you're a pussy. YDI, mate. Get a life.

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im2good25 0

no not a girlfriend get ****

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Averizzle 0

no not **** get pocket pussy

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theian01 3

No not pocket pussy. Some "hand" lotion.

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Rosalie_Haostn 0

hahaha!!! ahhhh these comments are great. i don't think fml would be anything w/o the comments.

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tweetbaby14 18

dude really you're afraid of the strippers judging you because you go there a lot? just letting you know they already are judging you for being there in the first place...

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_swimcutie_ 0

First of all, u need to get a life. Second of all, u need to get a girlfriend. Period.

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jason2468 0

no by hand lotion get laid. end of story.

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bleedinginside 0

no not hand lotion get foot lotion

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reyemrein 0

Wow the OP is an asshole. He didn't go to that charity event to help girls pay their way through community college. YDI for not donating to people in need.

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cherrypieguy 0

dammit killpro you just made sirin kill 10 babies!

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FoxhoundEP3 0

@26 , u ****** up the comment chain reaction bitch !

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beansoup 0

#57 WTF r u like the pope or something charity is not all you should do with your money

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babybubz 0

#1 and 2 ..you're both LAME.. and so is OP.

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nmsm 1

Yeah. What's wrong with saying first if you're first. As long a you say something relate to the post, it's ok. I hate when people say no one cares because everyone does. That's why people reply to the first comment, not replying to the comment, but for their comment to be seen.

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babybubz 0

I did reply to their comment(s) ..and I didn't say no one cares.. people obviously do ..because clearly you'd wet yourself if you got the chance to say FIRST.. I just think it's lame ..and I'm entitled to give my opinion. KTHNX

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SmellDaPurp 0

idk who is more pathetic.. #1

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cherrypieguy 0

nmsm everyone knows when you shout first! sirin kills 10 babies

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uns211 0

how the **** do these fmls even get accepted :/

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XR6Falcon 0

but you are desperate and why would you care what a dirty stripper thinks of you?

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RustyGuns 0

You only have one strip club? Are you Amish or sommat?

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fisheatsbear 6

well there are some towns where there is only one strip club. heck maybe none at all. weird I know

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RustyGuns 0

Srsly? What do the single moms do for work?

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EllyH 0

Do you REALLY think the strippers care at all? Seriusly...

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Jen_J_the_J 0

do u reli think the strippers would even remember a sorry ass like u?

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ringmybell_fml 0

because strippers aren't desperate at all...

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Vintage_Cola 29

On a very technical level, they aren't. Pole/exotic dancing is considered to be a very difficult art that probably takes quite some time to master. Although if it's just stripping, then no: that's desperate.

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srwalker155210 0

Because noone who is desperate ever oes to a strip club.... The part where OP fails is that he actually cares what the strippers think of him - like he has a chance with one if them.

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aDropOfSunshine 2

Hey for them it's another day at the "office"... If you're paying, and you're not the creepiest ************ in there, they don't really care how desperate you are... Actually, they probably consider desperation directly proportional to the money they take home.

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