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45, I agree, if this is a small child then they probably don't know any better, if it's an adult then it becomes a completely different scenario. I imagined it as a small child, which is awkward but they are doing nothing wrong. They just need to be spoken to, and I'd suggest the parent would be the one to do the talking in this situation. Interesting though that everyone assumes it's a male cousin. I'd have thought it'd be easier for a female to discreetly masturbate than a guy, it's much bulkier and the movement is much greater...

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45: I agree I'd I understood the ages it would be a lot easier to judge, I pictured it as like 13-17 And that makes it even more awkward. And like everyone else said call them out on it, make them feel embarrassed, thats always a boner kill!

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It's also worth taking into consideration that if the cousin in question is an adult, he or she may have special needs and doesn't fully comprehend that what they're doing is inappropriate.

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It could've been op's room. Shouldn't leave, just say something like “you know there's vaseline on the dresser there that'd make what you're doing easier.”

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72 - that's the point! Make it ridiculously awkward for them and known to the family, guaranteed they would never do it again. Plus, now everyone knows how sick and twisted the cousin is.

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Except... when you're in an alley Or even in a valley Hidden in Cali Hiding in the dark Across from a park Fapping to a kid named... Mark? Then, you realize you're lame You hang your head in shame... But, too late, you already came.

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Psh, I can masturbate discreetly, Make sure nobody sees me, As I'm "spanking' the ferret", I can make sure nobody hears it. I got lotsa practice, I can see you all laughin', But when you're forever alone, You gotta pleasure your own. It starts with urges, You don't do it on purpose, Sometimes you gotta wank, Just give it a yank. It's not hard to do, Soon enough you will splooge, And Then you'll be creating' your own deluge. Sorry. It's 5 AM, I have not slept, and this was an impulse comment.

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whenever i need to fap, you know i can make a rap. i make my way to the toilet but i ain't there to soil it. i sit my ass down with my pants on the ground, grab a hold of my pole and stick a thumb up my assh- *cough* uh mole i meant mole. anyways when i'm jurgin the gurken and i can feel the orgasmic pressure lurking. then boom and splat! i'm gonna need a new bath.

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California is more civilized than Texas and Alabama. They just have the gay capital of the world. To quote tosh, "More butt fucking per square foot than anywhere else in the world. San Francisco"

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Have you ever been to either of these states? The city I'm from in Alabama has more Phd's per capita than any other city in the US! I'm sure you made this comment right after you rolled off your sister and thanked her for such a good time, eh? ;)

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I live in Texas and people are shunned for that sort of thing. It's just plain nasty as shit! We don't inbreed in Texas we breed animals like dogs not everyone owns a farm either! I hate stereotypes >.<

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86, considering your username is "southernpride" no wonder you're sticking up for Alabama & Texas. But you can't say that one stereotype is so wrong and silly, while another is dead on. That looks ridiculous. Plus your picture is a confederate flag... ugh.

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86 - You're like the epitome of a southern jackass. "Oh well if it's negative to where I live, it's WRONG, anywhere else though it's DEAD ON". Nope, not really.

Certainly time to put an end to that, Op. Please call him/her out on this, discreetly if possible, loud and proud if necessary, but this isn't the first time and he/she doesn't seem to care enough not to embarrass you or himself/herself, so nip it in the bud. Good luck. :P

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^ I had a bad thought and wanted to add on: Op, are you quite young? And is your cousin purposely trying to get you to "accidentally notice him/her and comment on it?" If so, Tell Someone, as you are being sexually harassed by a family member, and that isn't acceptable no matter what your or your cousin's genders are. There's no shame in talking about it as you haven't done anything wrong and it's not your fault. I don't know your age or situation and maybe I'm over reacting, but it occurred to me that perhaps you're afraid to talk to someone about it, hence why it's continuing on from more than once before. And if I'm right and you don't make this known, I fear it may escalate to something even less discreet. :( Hope I've got it all wrong, Op. Best of luck.

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As far as I know a female probably wouldn't jab the urges to masturbate so badly that they would need to do it in front of the cousin. Also, males probably whack it louder.

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