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By Anonymous / Saturday 23 April 2016 02:22 / United States - Lawrenceville
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I loathe comments like these. They add nothing to the post and are essentially useless comments made to get likes. Comments like these are almost as bad as the "omg that sucks" comments.

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  Sora_McKain  |  34

"Alright relax calm down and start breathing. Start breathing? You just caught this bitch cheating. While your at work she with some dude trying to get off? Fuck slitting her throat cut this bitches head off. What if there's an explanation for this shit? What? She tripped, fell, and landed on his dick?" Yea it's called "Guilty Conscience" with Dr Dre.

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only way i can think thats possible is if these things happen 1st u get shitfaced, 2nd your significant other has a identical twin thats into you, 3rd said twin is a good actor, and 4th the twin has the guts to trick u into sleeping with them. because the chances of that are extremely low i don't think that excuse is valid 99.9 repeated percent of the time. Her boyfriend is an asshat.

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  seba7236  |  21

The girl just "accidently" fell on his penis which happened to be wrapped in a condom. Then she stood up again and fell again, and kept going for some time..

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  SarinatheHyena  |  16

I swear on every FML related to love there's that one comment that says the obvious answer is to dump them.. it's usually not as simple as that..

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