Love: Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for...

By safariboo - 09/02/2010 15:43 - United States

Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to put on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML

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By Tomtom - 17/11/2008 05:04 - France

Today, I put on the same jeans that I had left in a bundle in my bedroom the day before. A few hours later, my boxer shorts decided to make their spectacular reappearance trick at the bottom of my leg in the middle of one of my meetings. FML

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By just_a_bit_akwRd - 04/08/2009 04:15 - United States

Today, I was putting on my new pair of jeans, when my girlfriend walked in. She found the "XS" size sticker on the side of my pants, held it for a little while then put it on my crotch. She then looked at me, gave a little shrug and half-smile and walked away. FML

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By Sbfreak510 - 16/10/2009 16:30 - France

Today, I was in a hurry to get to work and I put on yesterday's jeans. While at my meeting an employee asked me if 'that' was mine and pointed to something on the floor next to me. Which was yesterday's underwear. FML

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Appropriate attire required

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 18:00 - United Kingdom - Cardiff

Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML

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Forgetting something?

By Julez - 14/01/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML

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The Gap

By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By pantydropper - 17/04/2013 19:01 - United States

Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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By Lilie - 17/12/2008 10:25 - France

Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML

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By courtneynaked - 07/02/2012 13:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, my jeans got caught in the airport escalators. Seeing as how we couldn't get them unstuck, my mother made me take them off. FML

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CallMeHush 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:10

Damn, I've been looking for those.

bree128 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 20:08

happy birthday!!! awww she got u levis for ur bday!!!!

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frmu8 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 22:50

I think u shud shut the f up n enjoy ur new pair of jeans

HanaxD 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 23:02

Hey, a saw a guy with no pants on within the last 3 weeks. He looked like someone who usually wears Levi's. Coincidence? I think not.

beer01 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 23:32

I'd defenitely just confront her about it other than wondering and worrying with curiousity.

slushpuppy123 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 23:45

Maybe its a gift. How is this a big deal?

ctgirl12345 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 23:54

I don't get it

LemonStarship 5

Wednesday 10 February 2010 0:24

Damn levis

angeleyes22 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 0:45

Have u ever thought that she might have bought them for u or they could b her levi's.

iwannafuckyaman 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:08

what are the chances that the cheaters jeans would actually FIT him though? Idk.... fake.

alexxandra329 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 1:59

what a *****

namhowell 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 2:20

OMG Ajas find a hobby. FYL for having nothing better to do than replying on FML. And ouch OP. But it could just be her friend's or brother's, why was it there idk. Ask first before throwing punches.

Ajjas013 6

Wednesday 10 February 2010 5:05

I'm snowed in you retarded asshole what do you want me to do? Inconsiderate piece of shit I swear!

Starfire22 5

Wednesday 10 February 2010 14:30

same here, but I still had to come to work :( stupid hospital! but it's really slow so I get to goof off ( as always) and still get paid! Iove being a receptionist