Love: Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives...

By someone - 01/04/2014 19:21 - United States - Point Pleasant

Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives in the food. Except it wasn't for a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get my clingy boyfriend to leave me the hell alone. I think I'm going to hell. FML

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By smith - 28/01/2012 03:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife made a joke about the size of my package, so figuring all's fair in love and war, I bought some laxatives to prank her with. They took a lot longer to work than I thought, and I ended up lying in bed, listening to my wife shitting her guts out in the bathroom for over an hour. FML

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Great boyfriend, part 2

By thanks a lot - 04/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML

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Revenge is sweet

By Anonymous - 12/10/2013 22:03 - Iceland - Akranes

Today, my mom was acting really pissy, and I couldn't help but mutter that she must be on her period. Five hours later, I'm glued to the toilet with my phone, because she went all out for revenge and spiked my dinner with some hellishly potent kind of laxative. FML

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By anonymous - 06/11/2009 23:55 - United States

Today, I finally decided to get back at my roommates for eating all my food. First thing that kept disappearing was my water, so I decided to add lots of laxatives to my water this way the first person to go to the bathroom nonstop was the culprit. I forgot I had done that when I drank some myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2015 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML

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By clashgurl8449 - 17/02/2011 08:08

Today, my boyfriend fed me chocolate chip cookies with laxatives in them because he was concerned I did not poop enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/08/2011 23:15 - France

Today, I decided to prank my boyfriend by putting a pair of panties in his coat pocket. I stormed in and confronted him with the "evidence". I guess the prank worked; he broke down and confessed to cheating on me. FML

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When pranking goes too far

By Anonymous - 27/03/2021 20:01

Today, my husband has both arms broken, and I have to help him in the bathroom. Not the problem. My girlfriends and I have been pranking each other lately and it's been fun, but they decided to slip my husband slip him some laxatives so that I would have to clean him him. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/07/2019 14:00

Today, as revenge for a prank I played on him last week, my brother took things way too far and loaded my milkshake with so many chocolate laxatives, I’m now in hospital. I’ve had so much diarrhoea in the past few hours, I’m dangerously dehydrated and had to be put on a saline drip. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 20:05 - United States

Today, I was at home with slight constipation, so I took two laxatives. That's when my boyfriend called me, saying his parents are in town and want to have dinner tonight, this being the first time I've met them. I've already been on the toilet five times. FML

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expectcriticism 13

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:26

if you have to go to such drastic measures then maybe you shouldn't be with him.

J215B 33

Wednesday 2 April 2014 2:28

Perhaps you should just break up with him rather than do him bodily harm... Just a suggestion.

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FrankHotpants 31

Wednesday 2 April 2014 5:07

Or....you can maybe try talking to him about how it bothers you, but your way is cool too.

reinmon8823 11

Wednesday 2 April 2014 5:31

could have used eye drops lol

rocker_chick23 27

Wednesday 2 April 2014 9:15

Yeah, use eye drops. That would have killed him "genius."

xxrebelsxx 13

Wednesday 2 April 2014 5:32

You could have just left a cake at his doorstep with the words "I'm breaking up with you"

Setareh23 34

Wednesday 2 April 2014 5:47

Normally I'd suggest talking to a partner to try to resolve a problem before resorting to breaking up. However, if you can't stand this guy's company so much that you resort to drugging him with laxatives as a "prank," then you really shouldn't be with him at all. Instead of using cheap tricks to getting out of spending time with him, why don't you grow a backbone and break up? Of course if the bf crosses from clingy to abusive/stalker, that's a completely different situation. But since you didn't mention that sort of thing at all, I'm gonna vote YDI. Be honest with him and break up. You're wasting both of you time!

salamander461 11

Wednesday 2 April 2014 5:59

How did you find enough time alone without him to put laxatives in his food? :P

Musik_Junkie 7

Wednesday 2 April 2014 6:01

Well......if you need laxatives to give him a sign that you don't like him, he must be very dense

MLardinos 14

Wednesday 2 April 2014 6:17

That's not even funny OP. My best friends girlfriend did this to him as a prank and he ended up in the hospital (almost killed him). F his Life for having a horrible girlfriend that would do that to him instead of talking to him.

Axel5238 29

Wednesday 2 April 2014 18:13

Agreed, putting stuff in food is always bad. Had he an adverse reaction OP would've been to blame. Lot of pranks now particularly on youtube don't come across as funny because had something had gone wrong like greasing the floor the person easily could've broken a bone if not worse. Also OP YDI this does count as drugging someone if he had a bad reaction what would you say? It was a prank lol Jk?