By someone - 01/04/2014 19:21 - United States - Point Pleasant

Today, I resorted to the oldest prank in the book: laxatives in the food. Except it wasn't for a prank, but just a desperate attempt to get my clingy boyfriend to leave me the hell alone. I think I'm going to hell. FML
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expectcriticism 13

if you have to go to such drastic measures then maybe you shouldn't be with him.

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J215B 33

Perhaps you should just break up with him rather than do him bodily harm... Just a suggestion.

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TcheQ 12

Grow some balls and say you need some alone time. Or alternatively grow some balls.

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billiejoe7 10

Uh how about dump him?

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Will21 14

You should either break up with him or be honest with him because by not telling him he probably doesn't realize he is being clingy

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HeyTherexxx 21

If you're willing to go to such drastic and extreme measures, it's time to break it off.

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Cherryta 17

Use your words and tell him to give you some space.

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abnormalbird 11

That is one shitty situa- ENOUGH WITH THAT PUN

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superdom 12

Your a real bitch tell him u need some privacy what's next poison the guy I bet he loves u too

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grgnyce 8

OP, maybe you should have taken the laxatives yourself; so you'd have that alone time on the thrown!

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jtea 10

Sounds like time to break up, you're at that point where you're in a relationship to be in one.

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