Intimacy: Today, I received a text with my last name spelled wrong. A short...

By creepedout - 20/07/2015 03:00 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I received a text with my last name spelled wrong. A short conversation revealed he got my number from me, through Tinder. I don't have an account, but he insisted he knew that I like it 'hard and rough'. He knew my first name. I still don't know how he got my phone number or name. FML

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By piliseep - 07/06/2017 16:00

Today, I realized that I accidentally said my phone number wrong when I was giving it to a really smart, cute guy with all the same interests as me that I met at a bar last night. I'd had a few drinks and had gotten the middle three digits mixed up. FML

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By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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By Bernadette - 28/06/2012 19:58

Today, I was entering a guy's number into my phone, and I couldn't remember his name. Embarrassed, I tried to be sneaky and asked, "Can you spell your name for me, please?" His name is Bob. FML

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By Your cars extended warranty - 30/08/2021 06:01 - United States - Titusville

Today, I was texted by a number that their "date" had given them. I replied that they'd got the wrong number. She then sent me a picture of herself and started flirting. I was suspicious about this, so I ran her photo through Google image finder. Her "photo" is apparently used by scammers. FML

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By tenniemo - 12/01/2019 04:00

Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML

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By john - 04/05/2012 19:14 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML

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By justanidiot - 20/09/2020 22:01 - United States - Macon

Today, I've been getting weird vibes from my boyfriend of over a year and half, so I made a fake Tinder account. Guess who my first match was? My now ex-boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2018 03:30

Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it and blocked him on all social media. The scary part is that I never told him where I work. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/06/2019 04:29

Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML

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By pummy - 30/09/2009 00:48 - United States

Today, I got an iPhone, I was excited and because I have a new number I wanted to mess with my girl a little. I started sending her provocative messages, and after 4 or 5 of them, I discovered I had entered her number wrong and was talking dirty to a man named Noah. FML

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Monday 20 July 2015 12:19

Sounds like a prank to me, OP. Got any friends with a tinder account?

pugpuggy 21

Monday 20 July 2015 12:18

Oh, Tinder...

Comments

ariasmake1 9

Tuesday 21 July 2015 2:54

I say you meet this guy in a dark ally, alone. He sounds like a nice guy.

dkeeler 5

Tuesday 21 July 2015 5:54

someone played a terrible joke or prank on you. or someone really doesn't like you.

butterfingers583 21

Tuesday 21 July 2015 6:37

I think one of your friends finds themselves funny.

sarcasmwins 24

Tuesday 21 July 2015 7:22

A jealous ex perhaps?

Yovany27 9

Tuesday 21 July 2015 7:42

The question is, do you like it hard and rough though?!

Drakone 9

Tuesday 21 July 2015 11:27

Shimmerslut is that you?

fmyhardon 16

Tuesday 21 July 2015 21:13

Who uses your last name in a text? I've been texting for many years and do t think I ever used someone's last name.

patrickbeast3ga 3

Tuesday 21 July 2015 21:36

Two of my friends got into an argument and one of them posted the other's name and number on some gay-hookup app. It's sounding like something similar happened to you. Sorry OP!