Kids: Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty...

By blueheron93 - 13/11/2010 14:25 - Germany

Today, I realized that the only boy who ever called me pretty was my 5-year-old brother. My sister then scolded him for lying. FML

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By mimo - 14/11/2008 04:16 - France

Today, I ate at a friend's house. Her 5-year-old son, who was at the table with us, looked at me and said quietly, "You're ugly." My friend told him off, causing him to cry, and shout, "But she isn't pretty!" FML

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Egg IRL

By Anonymous - 16/11/2020 05:01 - United States

Today, I was eating out with my family. I have 2 brothers. Our waitress comes and says, "Look at those 3 handsome young men." I didn't think of it until my 5-year-old brother shouted, " She's a girl!'" FML

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By compulsiveliarssaytheylikeme - 18/09/2014 01:37 - United States - Sayre

Today, I found out that the only girl who's ever called me cute or handsome is actually a compulsive liar. FML

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By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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By jts - 20/02/2016 09:55 - United States - Asheville

Today, I had to console my bawling 6-year-old son and explain that his sister was lying when she told him that when boys in our family turn 13, they turn into girls. I'm not sure who disappoints me more right now. FML

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By Username - 29/07/2011 23:36 - United States

Today, my younger brother and I got into a fight over who the favorite child is. My mom overheard, came in the living room and said, "It's your little brother, now shut up." She was serious. FML

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By everore - 25/12/2012 18:12 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, my brother learned how to fake cry. I've been catching shit for everything I've done and said near him ever since. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 13:07 - United States

Today, I went to pick up my little brother from his friend's house. When I got there, he ran off screaming that he didn't know me. His friend's parents believed him. FML

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By mochiko - 09/08/2009 07:28 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my little brother. I saw him touching some expensive objects, so I slapped his arm. I noticed he wasn't my brother when he started crying and his real mom slapped me in the face. FML

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Saturday 13 November 2010 19:53

Family is the best because they always tell the truth.

I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Saturday 13 November 2010 21:05

Mm that's some sexy lungs, babe. Girl, I got an x Ray back at my place, you wanna see my 8 inch liver?

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Sparx1_1 16

Sunday 14 November 2010 6:53

welcome to reality.... you're one of the 2,999,999,9992 women in the world who do not look like a supermodel.

gunman15 4

Sunday 14 November 2010 8:08

well your brother has his own opinion well now he has your sisters opinion

foshoman10 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 9:24

Wow ur really cute :)

thud03 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 15:34

now that's comedy

ugalax027 0

Sunday 14 November 2010 15:48

awww I feel bad

SAgirl 13

Monday 15 November 2010 6:02

you should b*t*h slap your sister.

k9obsessed 5

Tuesday 21 December 2010 22:02

Fact: Your sister is most likely just jealous. I wouldn't take it personallhy.

Roxxay 6

Sunday 20 February 2011 20:24

oh your brothers cuuute :) your sister not so much, but sisters never are

Biebz4Lyf10 0

Wednesday 11 May 2011 22:17

at least you have someone that thinks ur pritty :)

FatMan23 10

Wednesday 1 June 2011 7:30

All women are beautiful.

YOLO4370 4

Tuesday 10 January 2012 19:09

Aw! :) That's so sweet.

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