Intimacy: Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the... - FML

By thefriedman - 12/02/2013 04:59 - United States - Perris

Spicy

Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML

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Today, I realized I masturbate too much when I got turned on by the smell of my shampoo. FML

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By anon - 10/06/2012 21:14 - United Kingdom - Romsey

Today, I discovered that my expensive new shampoo smells exactly like my ex-girlfriend. So now, whenever I shower, I'm showered with depression. FML

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By BKCK4187 - 20/12/2011 03:23 - United States

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By moose - 14/11/2016 19:17 - Germany

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Today, I bought myself a new perfume. Now, there's a sulky husband lying next to me in bed who can't get it up because I smell like his mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/11/2014 02:39 - United States - Baraboo

Today, my loving fiancé informed me that my new perfume makes me smell like a urinal cake. FML

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By urinetrouble - 04/05/2017 06:00 - Canada - Hamilton

Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML

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SoSickWithIt 14

Tuesday 12 February 2013 11:34

********, coming, pissing. The best 3 feelings in life. Try having sex with her in your bathroom? :D

buckdharma 36

Tuesday 12 February 2013 11:52

Well, if you start jerking off in the shower, you won't be able to go out when it's raining.

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megliz22 4

Sunday 24 February 2013 3:06

oh, awkward.

Nederlander95 14

Friday 14 March 2014 21:57

Switch air fresheners and maybe ask her to do the same. No big deal

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