By thefriedman - 12/02/2013 04:59 - United States - Perris

Spicy
Today, I realized that the air freshener in my bathroom and the air freshener in my girlfriend's bedroom are the exact same scent. Now, every time I go to the bathroom I get an erection, and every time my girlfriend and I have sex in her room, I think about shitting. FML
I agree, your life sucks 44 543
You deserved it 8 688

Same thing different taste

Top comments

********, coming, pissing. The best 3 feelings in life. Try having sex with her in your bathroom? :D

Well, if you start jerking off in the shower, you won't be able to go out when it's raining.

Comments

No not FYL. Because every time I have sex I think about does Batman every have to take a piss whenever he is out fighting crime.

starcrossddream 14

Buy her some candles pillow spray etc. you can change the scent and get mega brownie points ^_^

Seirye14 11

Here's a crazy idea; CHANGE YOUR BATHROOM AIR FRESHENER.

KiddNYC1O 20

This may turn into some fecal fetish...

So change you bathroom air freshener with a different fragrance! Problem solved! :D

kennaem1 11

I think it's time for a new air freshener!