Love: Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem...

By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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By Ugggggggggg - 06/11/2012 05:11 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML

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By iamamermaid - 20/01/2015 06:14 - United States - Hemet

Today, I decided to use an at-home waxing kit for the first time to get rid of the hair on my upper lip. After experiencing the trauma of waxing, I fell asleep. A few hours later, I woke up to see that I now have acne everywhere I had waxed. I have an acne mustache. FML

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By C. Kronick - 11/02/2009 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/04/2009 21:50 - United States

Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML

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By hey-o - 23/02/2009 23:09 - United States

Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 in. off my hair. When I got there I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was "I see you got rid of you mustache." FML

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By Qwerty - 28/06/2011 16:10 - Australia

Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to pick my nose. FML

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By bojangles - 28/02/2009 00:34 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 13:24 - Australia

Today, I was about to go and take a shower when I saw a pair of scissors taped to the door at eye level with a note from my boyfriend saying "Time to trim that hairy thang down under." FML

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Rddvl 11

Friday 7 September 2012 1:14

Wax his eyebrows off while he's sleeping!

LiesAndMischief 4

Friday 7 September 2012 1:59

20 - You know what? No, **** that. A girl doesn't have to shave, wax, whatever if she doesn't ******* want to. I don't care who you are, as long as you keep yourself clean, you should never be made to feel bad for having a little facial hair, leg hair, hair wherever. If you find yourself not attracted to such a person, then fine, but don't you DARE try to force your opinion onto someone else like that. That is such an inexcusable invasion of personal space, seriously.

Comments

88vivera 9

Saturday 8 September 2012 20:12

Dude u need to break up with him!!! Because he didn't like who u were

Cosmic_Horror 1

Thursday 13 September 2012 9:30

Yeah, he doesn't like you for who you are, but what you should really be asking yourself is, should you like him for who HE is. Answer: dump that dumbass.

KaitlynNeal 13

Friday 14 September 2012 5:05

Wax his balls in his sleep :/ say: bitch dont wake me up

newburton13 26

Saturday 2 March 2013 19:23

Wax both his eyebrows in his sleep. Or maybe his pubes.

MDNative 6

Monday 22 April 2013 0:38

maybe he is give you a hint and you are in denial

Garrett2 11

Sunday 28 July 2013 20:01

Why the **** would you let your girl-stache grow out? Thats just so unlady like.

pink_alpaca 7

Friday 9 August 2013 16:20

you stupid feminists, i'm a girl and i believe women should take care of themselves, they should practice both hygiene and grooming, which includes shaving/waxing, especially their facial hair. women are considered to be the fairer sex, and while men are supposed to be clean too in all circumstances, women are the ones who need to strive to attain a perfect appearance. so don't be lazy and shave!