By muddled - 02/05/2012 06:16 - United States - Joliet

Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML
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Same thing different taste

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ebonyirony 29

I'm sure that's not the case. Unless you're a cantaloupe.

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Buzzsaw98 0

Well think of it this way if it doesn't work out with your boyfriend there is always the cantaloupe.

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Herbal_T_Bag 0

Out of all the things to compare your boyfriend to it had to be a cantaloupe..seems legit

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kelly97 0

U both got big melons lmao

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coo24 0

I really wanna hear the backstory on this one...

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dubaixotic 6

Wait, did you just: a) diss yourself b) diss all cantaloupes c) lament the lack of chemistry between you and your bf? d) all of the above?

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KFLouks 5

plzz explain how that is...?

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gaff1229 1

I would love to know how you resemble a cantaloupe. Hard green and gray on the outside, squishy orange muck on the inside? Similar navels? Identical tastes in music? And how dare your boyfriend not be like the cantaloupe?

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Parisgirl34 12

Interesting, are you juicy, fat, scaly, have a lot of seeds, and orange inside?

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