Money: Today, I realized I could make more money being on welfare than... - FML

By Silver_Jet - 30/08/2015 14:09 - Canada - Beamsville

Today, I realized I could make more money being on welfare than I can at my current job. FML

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Silver_Jet 10

Monday 31 August 2015 13:35

Op here didn't login to post because I didn't think it would get published. I want to clarify a few things. #1 I'm not on welfare. #2 I work part time but my employer doesn't want me to get another job. #3 I work overnight shifts for below minimum wage. #4 I needed a college diploma to get this job.

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

Monday 31 August 2015 0:15

At least you have a job. A lot of people can't say that.

carlfirebolt 27

Monday 31 August 2015 0:15

I mean you should feel proud earning that money.

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Morticia71x 4

Monday 14 September 2015 4:27

Just like refugees make more on assistance than our seniors who have paid into the pension plan their whole working lives and get a f**kin pittance to live one, meanwhile some immigrants are living it up. pisses me off!!

MizizTatiana 9

Friday 2 October 2015 0:32

Welcome to America! This is by design. What better way to control the masses but to enslave them in a system where they can't get ahead and just confine themselves to the prison they're in joyfully. "Be thankful you have a job." Who WANTS to wake up everyday, leave their kids, fill their gas tanks and go to work for 8 hrs so they can live in poverty?

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