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By ThosePoorKids - 30/05/2018 01:30

Today, I heard my brother and sister-in-law discussing whether they should name my soon-to-be-born niece Annabelle or Samara. My nephews are named Jason, Freddy and Chucky. See the pattern? FML

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By mykodu - 02/10/2014 20:29 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my little sister had her second son. She is 31 and she named her sons after her favorite television characters, Sam and Dean Winchester. She has made it her life goal to make sure her husband never finds out. FML

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Cool rapper name

By Dor51 - 27/10/2013 19:52 - United States - Tacoma

Today, we found out that my unborn sibling is a girl, and my parents quickly named her. In a few years' time, "Candida" is going to catch all kinds of shit at school, just like I do for being named Dorothy. My "friends" have already started calling me "Lil' yeast infection's sis." FML

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By Scarlett_Pixie - 24/12/2016 09:46 - Australia - Toowoomba

Today, my partner convinced both of our little brothers that we are naming our son Obi-Wan. They now won't stop rubbing my belly and quoting Star Wars. This is going to be one long Christmas. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2015 08:23 - Maldives - Male

Today, at a family dinner, my mom announced that my newborn brother was named after his father. His name is Kevin. My dad's name is Michael. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 03:29 - United States - Newark

Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML

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Joyful news!

By AGeeksWife - 12/09/2012 07:03 - United States - Saukville

Today, I learned that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Leia. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

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Is it though?

By lindsey822 - 08/04/2021 10:59

Today, my brother and his wife have seriously decided to name their son “Bubba.” I don’t know how to politely explain to them that Bubba is a dog’s name, not a human’s. FML

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By IHopeYourDogsGetDiarrheaAndPoopOnYourBed - 20/12/2011 11:49 - Mauritius

Today, I heard someone calling my name. It was my neighbor. Turns out they named their dogs after my mother, my sister and me. FML

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By spermbankonlegs - 16/03/2012 02:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML

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By Amithatevil - 29/08/2014 12:35 - Japan - Kawasaki

Today, my brother told my 3 year-old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

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Thursday 19 April 2018 17:25

They picked Chucky over Michael? What the hell? Or have they saved that for kid no. 5? And what about Pinhead?

Leeono 26

Wednesday 18 April 2018 9:55

I would be horrified.

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Leeono 26

Wednesday 18 April 2018 9:55

I would be horrified.

Miriam Lauer 3

Friday 1 June 2018 19:29

Why? His brother found someone that shares his love of horror movies. They can use that as bonding with their kids when their old enough. Why not just let people be happy?

rico71 5

Wednesday 18 April 2018 21:33

I cant click on this. You don’t deserve it and your life dont suck. Them on the other hand...

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 19 April 2018 17:25

They picked Chucky over Michael? What the hell? Or have they saved that for kid no. 5? And what about Pinhead?

AstroTurfMatador 11

Wednesday 30 May 2018 8:15

And what about Norman or Hannibal?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Wednesday 30 May 2018 22:16

Okay, neither of those beats Michael Myers in terms of popularity, and "scare factor". Also, Norman and Hannibal are kind of average names. You call your kid "Pinhead", and everyone has a "what the ****" moment.

John Nemeth 14

Wednesday 30 May 2018 2:15

I cannot wait to see them watch Freddy vs Jason when their old enough. Start of movie Jason “Seriously?..” Freddy “You seriously named us after this movie?” End of movie Jason “ You know what never mind at least I didn’t touch kids” Freddy :(

inappropes 31

Wednesday 30 May 2018 2:53

Weird, it seems your brother found a partner who shares a love of something and probably want to share it with their children. what an asshole.

Miriam Lauer 3

Friday 1 June 2018 19:30

Exactly!

Glowworm56 26

Wednesday 30 May 2018 2:57

Why not name the baby Carrie instead?

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 30 May 2018 3:33

Norman? Pennywise?

tenniemo 19

Wednesday 30 May 2018 3:45

I like Pennywise out of those two, because they could split it as “Penny Wise” for a first and middle. Still an homage but less obvious than their original options.