Health, Food, Gross and Insects: Ewwwwww - FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2017 08:00 - United States

Today, I ordered some food to get delivered. When I opened the bag a fly flew out. FML

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By Shinobi_3 - 26/02/2010 17:43 - United States

Today, while I was eating, a fly kept pissing me off. After three minutes of it buzzing around, I caught it and killed it. Then, without realizing it, I smeared its guts all over the front of my shirt. FML

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By Foufinator - 04/10/2009 19:33 - France

Today, I ordered a chicken sandwich. I was starving and it was the fastest thing to order. Half way through it, I found something which does not belong, and removed it. It was half a cockroach, and I don't know where the other half is. FML

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By Ser17 - 10/08/2011 17:47 - United States

Today, I was preparing food in the microwave. I hadn't noticed that a fly had flown in until I noticed its melted corpse engraved into my hot-pocket. FML

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By Ew-dles - 09/09/2017 20:00

Today, I was finishing a bowl of ramen while watching a video. As I scooped up the last bits, I realized the clump of seasoning I had been saving for last was actually a dead fly. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2013 07:52 - United States - Bend

Today, feeling too lazy to cook dinner, I bought a bagged salad from a low-end store. I dumped the contents into a bowl; the first thing that fell out was a dead mouse. Bon appetit. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2014 18:51 - Mayotte - Mamoudzou

Today, I found a roach in my takeaway. I found it after I felt something hard in my mouth and spat pieces of it back out onto my plate. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/08/2012 14:30 - United States - Fpo

Today, I ordered ramen to go. I looked at my order and discovered a cockroach. Disgusted, I showed it to them, and they apologized by "replacing" it for free. Later on, while I was enjoying the delicious food, I once again discovered a cockroach buried under all the noodles. FML

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By Human fly - 21/04/2013 06:20 - Canada - Maple Ridge

Today, I put up one of those hanging fly catchers in my room due to the unsettling amount of flies in the house. I remarked how stupid flies were to land on them. Within an hour, I got up and walked straight into it. FML

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By munckncruncj15 - 22/10/2009 04:19 - United States

Today, at lunch, a fly was buzzing around my food. I managed to kill the fly in my napkin in midair. I continued my lunch, pleased with my amazing ninja skills. When I was done with my lunch, I wiped my mouth with the napkin. I can still taste bug guts. Karma. FML

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Door dashed

By vibexeno - 31/01/2022 11:59 - Australia - Perth

Today, I opened my front door to see that someone else's McDonald's was delivered to me overnight, but the food was all moldy. The one time I get free food… FML

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Justy101 23

Saturday 11 February 2017 20:35

Unless the food was unwrapped or not in containers within the bag, then I don't really see it as a big deal.

602offroad 12

Saturday 11 February 2017 21:00

Some people get extra chicken nuggets, or a free French fry. You got a free fly! Jackpot Baby!

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RichardPencil 30

Saturday 11 February 2017 20:16

Waiter, there's a fly in my bag. Shhhh, everyone will want one.

hellnosucka 27

Saturday 11 February 2017 20:28

what? you thought hitchhiking was exclusive to humans?

Justy101 23

Saturday 11 February 2017 20:35

Unless the food was unwrapped or not in containers within the bag, then I don't really see it as a big deal.

602offroad 12

Saturday 11 February 2017 21:00

Some people get extra chicken nuggets, or a free French fry. You got a free fly! Jackpot Baby!

LyricaSilvan 29

Saturday 11 February 2017 22:55

I'm sure it's fine. The little guy probably just flew in right as they were closing the bag. As long as everything was wrapped correctly, I doubt anything is contaminated. If it's really that big a concern, though, I suppose you could have taken it back and asked for new food. Not that big a deal, either way.

jcash52426 5

Saturday 11 February 2017 23:35

Barry just wanted to find a new roommate

species4872 19

Sunday 12 February 2017 5:23

Heaven forbid that it touched your food, Surely a time of great anxiety and uncertainty. Perhaps a shot or two of numerous antibiotics or maybe a sacrifice of a chicken to the great fly in the sky will fix you up.

BabooonLove 16

Sunday 12 February 2017 8:03

Did you eat the fly?

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