Miscellaneous: Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt.... - FML

By yum yogurt - 30/10/2011 20:15 - United States

Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to eat a GoGurt. FML

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By GogurtBadass - 18/09/2013 16:55 - United States - Olympia

Today, I accidentally punched myself in the mouth while eating a Go-Gurt. I was eating it because I'd just had my wisdom teeth removed. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2023 16:00

Today, I tried to high-five someone but somehow ended up slapping them in the face. FML

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By Nose bleed - 16/04/2014 02:48 - Canada - North Vancouver

Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML

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By Bad at life - 18/10/2018 13:30

Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML

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By Amy - 10/05/2012 19:14 - Canada - Prince George

Today, I woke up, only to find my arm was still asleep. I tried to move it just a tiny bit, but somehow ended up punching myself in the face. FML

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By wray16 - 26/02/2021 21:30 - United States

Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML

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By LostInSunday - 15/08/2016 08:11

Today, I accidentally slapped myself in the face with my belt when I pulled it from my belt loops too quickly. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2011 22:26 - United States

Today, in an attempt to impress a girl I like, I tried to crush a soda can by hitting it with my forehead. Not only did I fail, I knocked myself out in the process. When I regained consciousness, the girl was gone and someone had taken the liberty of drawing a penis on my face. FML

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By Dipping Tired - 20/04/2016 23:17 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, while half asleep, I dipped my finger in ketchup instead of a fry, and bit down on it so hard I needed stitches. FML

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By FistFighter - 09/04/2011 04:01 - United States

Today, after getting up to press snooze on my alarm clock, I climbed back into bed. When I went to reach for the covers quickly because I was cold, I missed, yet still managed to pull back my fist with force punching myself in the face. I now have a bloody fat lip. FML

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boredblonde 17

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:48

definitely worth it, gogurts are the best!

DrOfTheInternet 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 23:51

Fruit punch?

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FrostHeart 36

Monday 31 October 2011 0:03

40, you made it sound like someone was jacking their little "tube"

andrew8795 0

Monday 31 October 2011 0:03

TASTE THE RAINBOW!!!! wait...

lostintime94 5

Monday 31 October 2011 2:38

Lol! I laughed at this.

lostintime94 5

Monday 31 October 2011 2:38

Lol! I laughed at this.

laurenzoo5 2

Monday 31 October 2011 0:03

love gogurt

enonymous 8

Monday 31 October 2011 0:06

36 you and your friends are into gogurt bukake? I'm diggin it

alex54231 11

Monday 31 October 2011 0:07

hahaha that's happen to me trying to get that last bit of yogurt out. d:

Furytalon 14

Monday 31 October 2011 0:07

Haha don't worry I do it too :(, one time I did it really hard and my nose started bleeding

SiriusBlack97 17

Monday 31 October 2011 0:07

Ouchhh!! I did that once.

zachrulz5 0

Monday 31 October 2011 0:10

Youre a hardass.

DDpandaz 0

Monday 31 October 2011 0:11

It's just squeezing a tube...

Jaylan_o 5

Monday 31 October 2011 0:13

Ha. I've done that so many times... just leave the last little bit in the bottom of the pouch, being greedy and trying to wrench it out ALWAYS results in a fist to the face

bizarre_ftw 21

Monday 31 October 2011 2:31

Why not just cut the tube open? Why so much violence when everything could be solved with a knife *creepy smile*

Jaylan_o 5

Monday 31 October 2011 3:13

I can only imagine your garbageman's horror when he opens your bins to find dozens of mutilated gogurts :P

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