By clitorasaurus - 21/08/2010 06:09 - Canada

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
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rawrimaunicorn 0

...how the hell did you manage that?

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knight0748 5

is your ass that large that you're having trouble wiping?

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xoxo31 0

how the heck were you doing it?!

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champagne210 0

well that's a turnoff

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CiaranPM 0

At least it was "your own butt" and not someone else.

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remy3106 10

why would she/he/it wipe someone elses but

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tgpackerfan 4

at least it was your butt

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mitchn60 6

She was probably playing "Star Trek", circling Ur-anus searching for Klingons.

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MizSammyBaybay12 0

I thought it said whipping. lol. wow....wiping makes a lot more sense.

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RedPillSucks 31

Whipping would be much less embarrassing.

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oneforme 0

oh girlie that must have been a monster turd to cause that to happen... all that struggle and hard work to clean the turd residue off your little butt cheeks... yummy.. I bet you are sexy... I hope the rim got depoopified! :)

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