Kids and Awkward: The no-no word

The no-no word

By Anonymous - 21/12/2023 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, our three year-old, who we thought was in bed, was actually on the stairs over our shoulders while we watched a black comedian. Guess which new and exciting bad word he keeps saying that is sure to piss black people off. Yep, that word. We can’t go out in public anymore. FML

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By Handuh15 - 31/05/2019 16:00

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Today, while at a restaurant, my three year old daughter pointed at an African-American girl and yelled out “She’s ugly because she’s black!” Me and my wife got dirty looks for the entire rest of our meal. We have no idea where she learned that. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/05/2021 13:01 - Canada - Westbridge

Today, I was listening to an inappropriate song while driving around when I heard my 3 year-old in the back seat say the n-word. If you hear kids screaming, "LEGOS, LEGOS!" out of the windows as I drive by, that's my pathetic attempt at reversing the language they heard. FML

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By Noname - 04/12/2008 04:39 - France

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

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By WickedRene - 02/08/2014 01:57 - United States - Rochester

Today, I was watching my 3 year old brother. He asked me to get him a cookie and I said, "What's the magic word?" He looked at me angrily and said "Bitch, please." FML

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By God please make it stop - 03/08/2023 22:00

Today, my four year-old son has reached the phase where yelling random words is funny. I can't go five minutes without hearing, "CHICKEN NUGGET!" or "KALAMAZOO!" or "STINKY SOCKS!" FML

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By walkingdictionary - 18/01/2013 02:31 - Canada - Toronto

Today, a four-year-old said a word that I didn't know the meaning of. I had to look up the definition. FML

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By CiaoBella - 20/06/2016 03:16

Today, my son said his first word, which was, "Fuck". He got it from my great aunt, who my wife was skeptical of our son meeting because she "says too many bad words". Sorry, Honey. FML

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By Kelly - 02/10/2011 04:53 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a young boy. I accidentally let a few words slip when I dropped something. He won't stop dropping the F bomb and his mother is coming to get him in the morning. FML

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MidnaLink 33

Thursday 21 December 2023 22:29

Ok, so have you thought of any bright ideas yet on how to knock that awful "word" out of his already small vocabulary?

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 28 December 2023 4:36

Teach him how to say "Quetzalcoatlus" instead. Not only will he forget the bad word, but it'll really freak out his day care teachers.

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MidnaLink 33

Thursday 21 December 2023 22:29

Ok, so have you thought of any bright ideas yet on how to knock that awful "word" out of his already small vocabulary?

WardenWolf 26

Sunday 24 December 2023 8:33

I'm sorry, but this is just too damn funny. You're going to have to do whatever it takes to get him to stop, even discipline if necessary. "Just because he said it doesn't mean we give YOU permission to say it." Three years old is NOT too soon to start disciplining kids, as they are fully capable of understanding they did something bad.