By SadMother - 04/10/2014 19:52 - United States - South Windsor

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Today, I overheard my daughter talking to her boyfriend over the phone about having sex. She said, "You have to piss on me to get me pregnant, that's what I heard anyway." She's 16. FML
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glimmer980 20

I think you need to have the birds and the bees talk before she does end up pregnant

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DanielleinDC 33

Is that what they're teaching in abstinence-only "education" these days?

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agirlnamedlogan 5

Your daughter is 16 and you still haven't explained that to her?

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thehellisthis 12

have you not had the sex talk? has she never had a sex ed class?

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laurellkawes 31

You're her mother, it's your job to teach her about sex and contraception

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arkhamsiren 3

Isn't it the parent's job to have the "facts of life" talk when they are like, 11? That kinda backfired, didnt it.

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peithecelt 28

ydi, the sex talk is YOUR job as the parent.

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