Miscellaneous: Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that...

By Deirbhile - 03/05/2009 16:40 - United States

Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML

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By annika - 06/09/2020 08:07 - Canada

Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML

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By GingerJ - 02/01/2012 01:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML

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By gingerninja - 02/11/2010 17:43 - United Kingdom

Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2014 03:19 - United States - Topeka

Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML

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By ginger - 19/08/2011 10:38 - New Zealand

Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2012 16:44 - United States

Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML

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Dad! No!

By Ginger - 08/07/2017 16:30 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML

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By MoreThenFriends - 16/08/2018 22:00

Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML

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By rarara - 30/10/2012 21:26 - United Kingdom - Manchester

Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML

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By Crash44 - 08/07/2019 02:03

Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML

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pinkducttape 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:02

harsh and uncalled for. i actually like red hair.

lookitsnatash 0

Sunday 3 May 2009 23:06

I didn't think anybody but Eric Cartman thought so low of red-haired people.

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tick_tock 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:08

If you guys want red hair it isn't that hard to go to the store and buy a bottle of color.

FMY_FYL 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:11

Holy hell. Don't listen to him. Gingers are absolutely stunning. I'm so jealous of you. =/

Art_Vandeley 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:11

I think gingers are hot.

dvsfive 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:13

ahahahhahahahahahahaha

Thassodar 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:14

One thing I've noticed is that gingers always have issues. Emotional, mental, or otherwise. Next time you see a ginger pornstar watch real closely, they're never enjoying it.

Immatheprez 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 22:57

shut up ******

fretforyerlatte 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:17

it's not just the red hair that makes them a ginger, it's the pasty skin, the hair is ORANGE red & frizzy, and tons of freckles too. regular redheads are another thing, and super hot. my husband loves regular redheads and can't stand gingers.

Taylorlake 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:18

Awww. Why is ginger such a negative term? It should only be offensive if you're actually ugly or something... >.>

spannerxox 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:20

sneak into his room during the night and massage some orange dye into his hair.

kk_fml 0

Monday 4 May 2009 0:23

#64 is correct. That South Park episode was a satire using the ridiculous prejudice of red heads in the UK to make fun of racism in general. Its sarcasm. I dont get how some people dont understand that.