By Anonymous - / Wednesday 11 September 2013 14:16 / United States - Portland
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By  Peachy2392  |  26

Okay...wipe them off

  amDes  |  11

I understood that OP probably has no friends to ride shotgun, but my first thought was still "time to get out the napkins and clean that shit"

  perdix  |  29

#12, I know, Alan!

Clearly, the point of the story is the OP is raising spiders and doesn't have cobwebs on his driver's-side door, which is cutting his spider range in half. It's so obvious.

  gAt_d  |  26

Wiping off the cobwebs are certainly easy enough but I get the notion that the cobwebs also represent the OP's loneliness. Maybe I'm reading far more into it...

By  olpally  |  32

Clean your car op. That's disgusting. :/

  badluckdawson  |  19

You didn't get it...

  mFUNdo21  |  17

cleaning is for people with no friends. he doesn't have friends so why waste his precious friendless time

By  Warmonger_Smurf  |  29

You need more friends.

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