By tomoxishigaki - 17/11/2011 01:32 - United States

Today, I moved to California. Too bad the rest of my belongings didn't. FML
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kickazz16 15

Hey don't lose heart, it may seem frustrating now, but things will brighten up! Enjoy Cali!

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

your in the most Popular state,,then Vegas

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cmayo 3

Nice truck and muscles, #11. Sorry about your dick.

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btstig 11

Ha wow. 41 made my morning infinitely better. Good day sir.

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breadfruit 0

If this were the 60s, it would be perfectly normal to move to California with no worldly possessions*. *Except LSD. Copious amounts of LSD.

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foodlord 5

Did they run off 2 NZ or sumfing... They must b rugby fans! GO THE ALL BLACKS

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leadman1989 15

19 - I believe that's a rugby team.

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DynamicDave 11

I'm actually pretty sure I just lost a couple of IQ points as I read that comment.

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raphanne_fml 33

#13 Damn it, take off your oven gloves when you type!

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itschrisssybro 8

19. Nope, he eats ghost chips. (If you're from NZ, you'll get it)

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heathz 9

looks like one lucky passenger got a new wardrobe . FYL OP

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Lovechild09 5

wow that would suck, fyi its my birthday!!

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btstig 11

No shit mines in January. Wow..... What a small world.

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drawmesunshine 17

49, Omg, no way. Mine is totally in January, too! This CAN'T be a coincidence! Let's be besties. (Interpret this however you wish.)

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usmcgalie 0

No need to be a dick about it. Just simply stating that we share a birthday? Damn.

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leadman1989 15

I"'m goin back to Cali to Cali to Cali... I don't think so." Say hello to traffic for me when you get there.

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SailorLove 4

you chose to move here?? wtf is wrong with you? If the military didn't insist upon me being here, I WOULDN'T BE!!

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braddah112233 1

I feel the same way!!! Fffffff cali!!! Its a stupid hippie state

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usmcgalie 0

Not all of Cali is. Mostly northern Cali is hippie. Not southern.

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usmcgalie 0

And you got stuck in 29 palms so I understand why you wouldn't like California. Try and get orders or PTAD to Camp Pendleton. It's nice here.

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usmcgalie 0

That happened to me when I came out here but it was for the military and all of my uniforms were still in PA while I was in San Diego. I feel your pain.

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mdtdnb 7

What idiot wouldn't bring his uniforms if moving for the military?!?! It takes like 3 weeks for moving companies to deliver your stuff!

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