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By Ltl_Dust_Bunny - 23/03/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, I met a cute guy for coffee. Everything was going fine, right up until he started telling me about his alien encounters and super psychic powers. FML

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By Maddi - 04/05/2016 02:55 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a coffee date with a man I met online. His "friend" had tagged along. We were having a good conversation, until the friend pulls out his laptop and says, "So let me tell you a little bit about our travel business," and talked about a pyramid scheme for an hour. FML

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By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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Smooth

By firstdategonebad - 12/10/2012 18:43 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a coffee date with the man I've been in love with for a while. Before I knew what was going on, he'd started chatting up a pretty girl sitting nearby. I had to drink my coffee alone while he got her number. FML

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Sounds like a keeper

By Rae - 30/03/2023 10:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed really nice. However, halfway through the date, he started talking about how he was a flat-earther, and believed that the moon landing was faked. Oh, and that birds aren't real. I had to endure another hour of his conspiracy theories before I could finally escape. FML

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By holyshitbatman - 09/11/2012 04:53 - United States - Toledo

Today, I started dating a seemingly normal guy. Not even four hours into our relationship, he began telling me that he can see spirits, dead people, and that I have a large black dog following me everywhere I go. FML

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Get out of there, fast

By LeaveMeAlone - 23/02/2021 22:56

Today, I went on a date with a really cute guy. Things were going great, so we went to his place. While he was in the bathroom, I absentmindedly looked around his apartment. Unfortunately, his living room cupboard was half open, and I saw a shrine of pictures of me. Apparently, he's been stalking me for months. FML

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Fake news

By sayno - 12/11/2010 11:06 - Switzerland

Today, I went to a coffee shop to meet an online date. I couldn't spot him, so he eventually came up and introduced himself. It seems his on-line picture must have been taken before I was born. I spluttered "This isn't going to work," and promptly scuttled out. FML

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By blueglover - 27/03/2012 07:40 - United States - Perris

Today, I made a new friend. He seemed pretty cool, until we came to the topic of religion and the ancient alien theory. I'm seemingly now friends with a guy who thinks alien Jesus raped an Earth woman, and we're the resulting cross-breed. FML

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By lamesauce - 15/02/2009 10:32 - Canada

Today, I went on a coffee date with a guy I'm interested in. He picked up his phone mid-date to finalize dinner plans with another girl. FML

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By nononame - 10/03/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I emailed the guy I like to ask him on a coffee date. He responded, declining by telling me he never drinks coffee. We met at Starbucks. FML

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Monday 23 March 2009 20:09

Whoa...You actually MET Tom Cruise?

cchamp27 0

Monday 23 March 2009 20:08

And how is your life f*cked as a result of this?

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ScentOfBlood 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:03

I'm not alone! I KNEW there had to be someone else that saw that flying saucer land!

mylifeisfucked12 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:11

ur a bitch, maybe he believes in super powers and aliens, maybe he has seen an alien, you dont know, let him think what he wants to think, if you havent seen it, you never know it isnt true

BellsMaster 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:17

Maybe he's not lieing. If he's nice, smart, but a little coo-coo that's OK. =]

Ox_Baker 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:17

That's how I feel when I go out with a Christian.

ariissocutelike 0

Sunday 16 January 2011 1:39

Dude, that's harsh

cyberhoy 3

Monday 23 March 2009 23:21

wow you hit the jcakpot how many guys actually have super powers?

PTERONOPHOBIA 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:23

#57, if you hate Christians so much, try not going out with them.

karleigh 0

Monday 23 March 2009 23:45

#9 you were probably the guy. rofl

johnnyboyy87 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:03

HOW IS YOUR LIFE F*CKED!? wow omg wait till u expierence a cut on your hand, will you suicide then? ur life isnt bad, geeze grow some

PiousHeretic 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:07

That sucks, but here's an idea: Stop going after "cute guys". People at my uni are always whining about how there are not being any males on campus who are not either fratty-baggers or gay. Believe me, there are, miss; we're just not into YOU if you're so absorbed in a man's physical and often superficial traits. Forgive me if I'm reading way too into your words.