By Anonymous - 21/08/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
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Friaza 29

Sometimes old people just don't deserve respect...

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boomsma 0

Crazy old grannies these days.............what are we gonna do with them?

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skyeyez9 24

She was either very intoxicated or has dementia.

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Gemmy_44 7

Maybe the open bar was a bad idea. Also, kinda hoping your mom/dad looks like your grandfather...and not the mailman (or back then, the milkman). Hopefully Granny wasn't speaking from personal experience. Congrats on your marriage!

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StarFishSteven 5

I'm sure Grandad would object to that logic...right?

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loserman67 35

I think Grandad had something to do with that logic - Old Grandad

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SLC_grumpypants 5

She's actually wrong. The secret is to never get married in the first place. Shes just mad she screwed up & got married to GrandPa.

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mikagesouji 0

Grandma is right. Most mammals, including humans, are meant to be polygamous. Stupid religion and society that ruined things for everyone.

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perdix 29

Maybe Granny's right. I hope you used the day you probably looked your best to distribute your number to the groomsmen. Perhaps you could verify if the Best Man deserved his title.

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imnotcraZ 0

Words of drunk buddha...never good

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