By Anonymous - 21/08/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, I married the man of my dreams. At the after-party, my psycho grandma stood up, called for quiet, and engaged in a long rant about how this was "the beginning of the end" and advising everyone that the secret to a successful marriage is "cheating, plain and simple". FML
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Friaza 29

Sometimes old people just don't deserve respect...

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lindsey1023420 5

Aw. She sounds like a nice lady who is optimistic about love.

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Mirorbo 26

No... The secret to a successful marriage is being a faithful companion, doing activities you both enjoy to keep the flame alive (NOT talking about sex!), and not becoming a lazy deadbeat over time. Cheating is the secret to becoming scum of the Earth. Plain and simple. Sounds to me like granny had issues of her own during her marriage.

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DrIDGAF 7

It's a FML. We all know cheating is bad, but thanks for stating the obvious.

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Mirorbo 26

Darling, trust me...sometimes stating the obvious is necessary.

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tona01 16

Well i think also a healthy sex life is important too

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tona01 16

And private time away from each other, so that they don't get tired of each other

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Mirorbo 26

Oh, I understand a healthy sex life is important, but I find it rather disturbing when people tell me it's the ONLY thing keeping the relationship together. And 100% agreeing on time off from one another. No one wants to be suffocated with love! No matter how much they really do love each other.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

OP your grandma is an asshole, tell her to get her mind out of the fifties, and into 2011

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ryanmactn 0

i wish my granny was like that there would be. little humor in my life then

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otb113 7

granny wants the D..

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RabbitPressure1 6

Gotta love old people. They truly make the world interesting.

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