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By Anonymous - / Saturday 31 January 2015 05:38 / United States - Brenham
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By  iSativa  |  24

If your wife ain't puttin out, you're bad at sex.

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  cheeeksss  |  29

Because obviously wives are obligated to "put out" whenever their husbands wants them to. And obviously if she doesn't want to, it automatically means he's bad in bed. Obviously.

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  Clawsified  |  6

There's nothing about "obligation," obviously. Way to obviously read wrongly into the comment. It's about her *wanting* sex if it's pleasurable, obviously. And not wanting sex if it sucks, obviously. There's obviously nothing in that comment about forcing a woman to be submissive, *obviously.*

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  ChibiChibi_fml  |  22

"Putting out" equals willingness to have sex. In context to the FML that phrase was perfectly fine to use. There was zero reference to women being submissive to men or being required to have sex. It obviously meant "If she's not willing to have sex". As a woman I'm inclined to agree. Sex is a pretty big part of a spousal relationship. A sudden lack of interest in sex would mean either 1. The man isn't good enough in bed to keep her interest or 2. There is something medically or psychologically wrong with the woman and it's causing a problem. The same things would be true in the reverse. His sudden lack of interest would mean that either she's not good enough to keep his interest or there is something medically or psychologically wrong with him. That said, Grandpa is obviously just joking and his words are no reflection as to the actual status of the OP and his new wife's sexual relationship.

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  DoomSkuller  |  28

I think your joke would've been fairly obvious without the "/sarcasm" there just saying

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  slutfactory  |  17

I'd actually like to know where this belief that women no longer want sex once married comes from. I haven't found it to be accurate... Yet it's something so many men tend to believe.

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  tygerarmy  |  35

In a good relationship both people have a similar sex drive. A persons drive can change, but if it does right after getting married that might mean they were lying about that aspect of the relationship. If you know your wife you shouldn't be worried about anything gramps said OP.

By  lkreykes  |  14

that's actually pretty funny... but still FYL

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  JohnTheDonJuan  |  11

Yeah, because your grandpa never had sex or was ever your age before....

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  Zebediabolical  |  36

My grandfather told me stories about sex with French women in WWII while he was under Patton's command. I only wish I'd been old enough to enjoy them and tell him my own hilarious anecdotes.

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