Work: Today, I made an excuse and didn't turn up at work. Little did...

By AGB10 - 23/06/2014 18:11 - United Kingdom - Tunbridge Wells

Today, I made an excuse and didn't turn up at work. Little did I know my boss did the same. We both bumped into each other at the shopping centre across town. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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By eaglesmile - 03/04/2015 04:37 - India - Mumbai

Today, during work hours, I took time off and discreetly went for an interview for a prospective job at our rival company. As soon as I reached the place, I bumped into my current boss. FML

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By ronz - 08/02/2012 13:26

Today, I sneaked off work early. As I was in the elevator on the way down to leave, it stopped at my boss's floor, and he got in. FML

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By arthur - 19/11/2011 08:40 - New Zealand

Today, my boss phoned me and asked me why I wasn't at work. I was in the staff room. I said hello to her as I came in the door. FML

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By Dan V - 05/09/2016 06:35 - United States - Troy

Today, I found out my co-worker had made plans for a night out, just as I'd cancelled all of mine to work with him on a project for the next 4 hours. FML

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Piss poor management

By God dammit - 27/04/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, my boss called on my day off and told me to come to work. She neglected to tell me that it was simply to give me my recent paycheck after it got lost, but then she said, "Since you showed up in uniform, you might as well clock in for today. The new guy no-showed again." FML

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You deserved it 67

By Tired - 12/01/2015 14:36 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I showed up to work at 6am, only to find out the schedule was changed. I wasn't actually supposed to be there until 9:15. My boss never told me this. I didn't get to go home either, he just said "Oh well. Get to work." FML

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You deserved it 2 974

Snitched

By sixxie - 29/01/2010 05:10 - United States

Today, I went in to work and was handed a write-up for having lied about being sick in order to leave early yesterday. Apparently, a co-worker saw me leave the parking lot, then immediately pull into the shopping center next door. I was going to Walgreens for cold medicine. FML

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By Sugartits - 08/08/2017 13:00

Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML

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You deserved it 393

By CloroxDoggo - 24/11/2016 00:23 - United States

Today, I was meeting up with a friend in a town. He said he was at the restaurant we were going to meet at; I was too. Turns out I was in the wrong town. FML

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You deserved it 2 030

Adam5858 17

Monday 23 June 2014 22:53

Atleast you could try laugh it off with him to get out of trouble

OysterPearls 33

Monday 23 June 2014 23:15

You all need Jesus.

Comments

ostfaiz 18

Tuesday 24 June 2014 20:45

have u ever attended disaster management training op!

QueenofWheels 13

Wednesday 25 June 2014 4:17

Hope you took a pic or video of them so they can't write you up.

Axel5238 29

Wednesday 25 June 2014 8:30

That wouldn't help we doesn't know why the boss took off or whether they took off/called out for a legit reason. Also, trying to hold something over the head of someone above you in the company you generally does not go to well especially with something like this. They'd be more lucky to punish the OP more than anything.

MisterGasMoney 16

Wednesday 25 June 2014 5:35

You didn't see me, and I didn't see you...

kaytasha 18

Wednesday 25 June 2014 11:49

Lmao! I see this exact thing happening to me. In my own case, i will just turn up at work the next day to clear my desk because my boss is unforgiving! Smh!