Health: Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had... - FML

By Anonymous - 03/06/2015 10:15 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I made a nursing home resident laugh so hard that he had a heart attack. FML

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By aragmir - 18/12/2016 06:10 - Sweden - Stockholm

Today, while working at a nursing home, I was alone in the station and figured I could sneak one out. It wound up being very loud, and I could hear the faint snickering of a patient in the next room. Every time he saw me for the rest of the day he would burst out laughing. FML

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By janedoe - 12/02/2009 22:21 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at a nursing home calling bingo numbers. One woman stood up and started making noises, so I assumed she had won and started clapping. She then fell on the floor and died of a heart attack. I essentially applauded her death. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I made a patient really happy. I work in a long term care facility and was changing a woman's diaper. While cleaning her, I somehow managed to give her an orgasm with a warm wash cloth. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/07/2018 20:30

Today, I, a man in his 40s, had to be taken to the hospital because I was laughing so hard at an old Disney movie that my diaphragm went into spasms. I stopped breathing and passed out for a few minutes, and my son had to call an ambulance. FML

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By Ashley J. - 01/03/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, my family gathered at my 96 year old great-grandmother's surprise birthday party that was my idea. When she walked in, we surprised her so much that she literally had a heart attack. She is now in the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2018 16:00

Today, my violent geriatric patient was trying to escape the facility. When I intervened, she poked my belly then told me I was squishy and that I might explode. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2010 11:13 - India

Today, I saw an old homeless man who had just fallen down due to his drinking. Everyone laughed at him, but I felt bad, so I went to help him up. My reward? A quick punch in the face, landing me in the hospital. FML

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By guy - 30/07/2012 03:24 - United States - Avon Lake

Today, I was taking a walk when I noticed an elderly man on the ground, unmoving. Being a registered nurse, I tried to give him CPR. As my lips touched his, he hacked a loogie and spat it into the back of my throat. I swallowed. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, it was my first day at my new job at a nursing home. Not only were we short staffed, two residents passed away, and I got beaten up by an old man. FML

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By helper - 01/12/2009 06:15 - Costa Rica

Today, while dining at a restaurant I heard a women choking. I immediately ran to her, wrapped my arms around her and started giving her abdominal thrusts. She freed herself and slapped me. Turns out she wasn't choking, she was just laughing. FML

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BadDay98 18

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:04

I guess in this case laughter isn't the best medicine

jsni2132 18

Thursday 4 June 2015 7:04

Well, I guess the joke was to die for. All jokes aside, that sucks, OP. Hope the guy is ok!

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keiNan_fml 35

Thursday 4 June 2015 8:16

you started a joke, started the old man dying.

TheIronFez 13

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:54

So you blame him for the fact that the joke cause his heart attack? Two words. ****. You.

hasooon 24

Thursday 4 June 2015 8:48

Nothing to joke about this, Seriously FYL.

TheIronFez 13

Thursday 4 June 2015 18:52

**** the senior's life, too

Rkikkas9713 25

Thursday 4 June 2015 21:40

Too late.

calebmo 7

Thursday 4 June 2015 9:15

own it and be proud

hnickell93 15

Thursday 4 June 2015 10:18

The best experience I ever had when working in a nursing home was when I made a resident laugh so hard her dentures fell out of her mouth and onto her dinner plate. I almost peed myself, it was hilarious.

Cheshy 15

Thursday 4 June 2015 10:44

*Tells joke again, no one laughs* "Come on guys last time this joke killed!!"

Simbaby 23

Thursday 4 June 2015 11:50

Killing patients since the 1900's.

igg125 30

Thursday 4 June 2015 11:58

What was the joke?

hovve 9

Thursday 4 June 2015 12:42

Atleast he passed away with a good laugh, sorry to hear that.

Goblin182 26

Thursday 4 June 2015 12:46

I don't want to hear the joke. I'm to young to die.

vikky538 28

Thursday 4 June 2015 12:57

Now i am so eager to listen to that joke. Follow up please

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