Work: Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm... - FML

By Joel - 25/08/2010 19:13 - United States

Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML

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By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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evilplatypus 38

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:36

then fess up to your bosses that it's your fault, ass-wipe

sarahjessie94 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:37

What did you do? :S

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_unratedx 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:28

man up asshole. you deserve it if they stalk you and throw bricks in your window. hell if I were them I'd throw an effing cement truck threw your window. I can't stand people that cower away from their mistakes and let others take the blame. you=pathetic. have a nice day now :D

_unratedx 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:31

through*

imhowie 2

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:35

If you don't admit it was your fault, then I hope they beat the shit out of you.

Jennifra 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:43

Yawn *_*

GB3500 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:48

nice job

TashaLenaKitty 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:48

Man oh man,I'd be SO mad!

jcreek 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:49

stay strapped. this is America. If you get attacked by an angry mob light em and kill every last one of em

fairies633 8

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:59

what did u do op? cuz if u won something then the hell with them.

osirisfrost 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 5:59

dude, that's not cool and if you don't fess up, karma will definitely come back to kick your ass. THAT'S 7 PEOPLE'S LIVELIHOOD YOU JUST RUINED.

lexijmonkey 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 6:09

maybe op screwed up on a group project that the other workers didnt do which got them fired or not but even if op makes it out of the building who knows what ops car is gonna look like when op gets out of the building anyways op if it was your fault you should fess up it's not cool to have gotten those people fired

CrazeDblaze 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 6:35

It was you!!!!!! WTF man.... my kids are hungry because of your shit for brains

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