Work: Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm... - FML

By Joel - 25/08/2010 19:13 - United States

Today, I made a mistake at work that got 7 people fired. I'm scared to leave the office because they're all outside. FML

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Today, I made a fatal mistake that may cost my company thousands of dollars. This was right after I got a recognition for my outstanding work last week. FML

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By Whoopsx99 - 30/01/2010 19:21 - United States

Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2017 06:40 - United States - Bedford Hills

Today, my co-workers and I have to fight for our jobs because of a mistake our managers made. They get to keep their jobs. FML

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By gt - 23/09/2010 00:52 - Canada

Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML

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By suspended - 25/07/2015 00:59 - United States - Englewood

Today, I had to call a coworker to the office via the store intercom. The damn thing didn't turn off properly and everyone heard me say, "I hate that asshole. Just be where your dumb ass should be." I realized my mistake a few seconds before my manager stormed in and threatened to fire me. FML

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By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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By Terrible Boss - 18/09/2019 02:04 - United States

Today, I fired all 12 of my employees, purely out of anger and frustration. Realizing my mistake when I'd calmed down, I called each employee and apologized, asking if they'd come back. Only one said yes. The mailroom clerk. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2016 20:42 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML

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By I followed her orders! - 04/12/2023 07:00 - United States

Today, my boss told me to not burn the place down while she was outside. When she came back inside, I accidentally started a fire. FML

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FREAKOUT!

By peachesthepigeon - 19/01/2011 18:54 - United States

Today, at work, I helped out an employee who was having trouble. I even bought her a bottle of water. After the production manager decided to fire her on the spot, she went out in the parking lot and broke into several cars, including mine. FML

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evilplatypus 38

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:36

then fess up to your bosses that it's your fault, ass-wipe

sarahjessie94 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:37

What did you do? :S

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ebaylo 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:47

Snitches get the stitches.

xX_WARNING_Xx 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:48

clever

twinny_sc 13

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:51

and end up in ditches...

beelovesfml 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:53

^what they said ^

ThePaperDragon 31

Thursday 26 August 2010 6:02

Like the rest of them bitches...

sourgirl101 28

Thursday 26 August 2010 7:38

That only want riches.

habeeboburky94 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:50

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I know it's mean of me to laugh, but HAHAHAHAHAH.

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:52

clap clap :D

jessica2244 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:55

haha stay in your office and hide till they leav e at least u still have your job..but u should try to fix it without completely confessing

tinybear93 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:55

hahahaha sucks for yooouuu!!

destineydeon 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:56

you have to leave sometime. (: but people do make mistakes. sorry op

Y_U_19029 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 1:57

you gonna get jumped! buy a fake moustache

sugarfoot83 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 2:00

we are in a recession, good job of securing your job!!!

ilovemydoodle123 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 2:01

ok...... i want to say you deserved it, but if I were in your position, I wouldn't confess! and i don't know, but if you can, I would get someone to walk you to your car. unless your a man, cuz then that's just gay:)

samsam3_fml 0

Thursday 26 August 2010 2:02

dick move!

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