By T-Bear - 07/10/2015 15:02 - United States - College Station

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Today, I'm staying at my grandparents' house. I went upstairs to grab my sketchbook to show off to my grandma. My grandpa is half-deaf, which I guess explains how he didn't hear me. I heard him though, jerking off and muttering the most disgusting sexual things about "Tara." I'm Tara. FML
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cOOkiEzRgOOd 22

Some things just cannot be unheard OP. Maybe it's time to distance yourself.

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Redoxx_fml 22

Bet you wish you were deaf

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MELKOZAR 27

Sorry OP. At least it wasn't some random guy.

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Garrett2818 21

I honestly feel like that would be a little better, still creepy as **** though.

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davincidasecond 24

Personally I would rather a random creeper than my own grandfather.

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bapbap_fml 15

It would have been significantly less creepy for it to have been some random guy.

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allplayedout 20

If it were some random guy, she probably would've never had to find out about it

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bibble27 9

Maybe 11 meant a random stranger would be in better health and could pose more of a threat? - shrugs-

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aredvulpix 23

Idk... what to even say. Maybe it was a different Tara. In that case it would still be gross but not as gross

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souneshi 10

Oh god. I'm sorry, OP.. don't stay alone with him.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

Remarkably off topic, but I absolutely love your hair!!!!;-D

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Hildy93 21

Maybe that's like a stripper name of someone...

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dsmithds7 13

Maybe he was watching television and was just calling for you! .. No? I'm trying to be optimistic okay.

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writerchic85 25

That's really sick. His own granddaughter? Get out of there and tell your parents.

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klutz44 28

Yes! Someone with common sense! Definitely tell your parents, this is not ok.

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catherinecas 30

Hopefully he knows a lady his age named Tara. Or is really turned on by plantation houses.

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