By Anonymous - 13/12/2018 15:30

Spicy
Today, I’m almost six weeks pregnant. From exactly ten seconds of penetration. FML
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Leeono 26

Ten seconds on the lips a lifetime on the hips.

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manb91uk 22

That's 6.5 seconds longer than my personal best - I'm impressed!

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Wadlaen 23

Then I hope it was ten very enjoyable seconds..!

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tounces7 27

EXACTLY? Like, did you have a stop-watch out or something?

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Well... ****. Or not, as the case may be.

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zuckerburg 21

Why is this an FML? YDI for not using protection... or did you secretly WANT to get pregnant? Because no contraceptive whatsoever? Ah well, good luck with the next 30 years of your life (yes, 30, because the coddled kids that grow up these days don't leave home when they're 18 or 21)

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Akitakat 31

Assuming much?! Calm down & eat some fruit, or something,

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LennyComa 39

Depending on how you look at it that is either an amazing or terrible return on your investment

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Did he just stick his dick in to cum and then pulled out?

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

So is the FML that this pregnancy is an accident? If so, YDI for not taking precautions. It only takes one time, even if it's an embarrassingly short time. If it's an FML because the sex didn't last long, well, I don't even know what to tell you there.

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KingAdrock 16

It doesn't even take 10 seconds to put on a condom. YDI.

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