My friends' reaction when I see my ex By Lewis - 13/12/2018 17:58 - France - Paris Let it go! I agree, your life sucks 259 You deserved it 66 Share Tweet Share
Today, my husband and I have officially become that couple that has to schedule sex. Between his working, my going back to school, raising kids, doing housework and homework, we just haven’t had time. Last night we tried to be spontaneous and get it on. We both fell asleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 586 You deserved it 245
Today, I was with my boyfriend. He got up, shut the blinds and turned around to say, "I don't usually shut the blinds, but no one can see this." Assuming we were going to have sex, I took my pants off. He asked me what I was doing, then sat down to eat an entire tub of ice cream. FML I agree, your life sucks 16 263 You deserved it 2 123
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML I agree, your life sucks 6 388 You deserved it 334
Today, my financial situation is so dire that I tried to steal toilet paper from work. I got caught. FML I agree, your life sucks 26 031 You deserved it 5 789
Today, I kissed a boy for the first time in over a year. It was at drama club practice, and he quickly ended up asking the director if we could remove that scene from the play. FML I agree, your life sucks 25 763 You deserved it 2 708
Today, I tried to power through work on a construction site after a couple of sick days. I can't do anything without constantly sucking on cough drops. And it turns out that excessive consumption of cough drops can have a laxative effect. FML I agree, your life sucks 18 771 You deserved it 2 020
Today, I was babysitting my co-workers son. He was eating jell-o and spilt it on his top, so I pulled off his pj's, and went in his room to grab a new pair. I heard a thunk and ran to find him out cold on the floor. His parents walked in on me trying to wake up their naked 3 year old. FML I agree, your life sucks 48 992 You deserved it 6 053
Today, I was talking to my best friend. After admitting to me that he's gay, I gave him a hug for support and comfort, feeling his erection on my upper thigh. FML I agree, your life sucks 29 791 You deserved it 5 503