Miscellaneous: Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs...

By carrie - 13/01/2009 06:41 - Algeria

Today, I'm a 23 year old girl who often has to wear two pairs of socks. I don't have four feet, but I have no boobs. FML

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Feet issues

By fet - 23/08/2012 14:30 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML

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Will people notice?

By Anonymous - 31/03/2023 04:00

Today, I put on a sock. Then another sock. When I got into public, I realized my two socks were slightly different shades of blue. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/01/2015 22:15 - United States - Waynesboro

Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML

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By Hairytoes - 07/10/2011 10:35 - United States

Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML

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By nerdsgetmehot - 07/04/2011 16:55 - United States

Today, at 21 years old, I am still so flat chested that I can't even fit into training bras meant for 12 year olds. FML

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By billy - 31/03/2015 10:54 - United States - Wellesley Hills

Today, I dislocated my toe while putting on my socks. FML

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Mismatched

By AlexSnower - 12/04/2020 02:00

Today, I'm trying to get over my OCD by wearing 2 different shoes. FML

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By comfort_ - 27/03/2015 03:28 - United States - Dalton

Today, I managed to take an entire shower without realizing my socks were on. I washed my feet. FML

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Chilly

By Anonymous - 27/07/2020 23:03

Today, I'm a young, healthy non-smoker, getting plenty of exercise and walking about 8.000 steps a day. I still have ice-cold feet. Even wearing two pairs of socks. And Lambswool boots. In July. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/02/2011 03:28 - Canada

Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML

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alpuppy 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 10:55

I agree with 7, 8 and 13. I love someone with a flat chest. ...oh and a penis

ick_fml 5

Wednesday 24 February 2010 13:25

no one cares. you can stop showing off and pretending you hate your boobs.

Comments

nateisbeast 0

Friday 13 January 2012 9:07

Boobs are great either way.

michael91183 4

Monday 16 January 2012 10:08

its ok.. remember anything over a mouthful is a waste. LOL

bigjohnny 3

Wednesday 25 January 2012 19:31

I LOVE flat chested girls. The smaller the better.

Miss_Chevious 37

Wednesday 3 September 2014 20:56

you must be the first man ever to say that sooo "Hey i just met you, and this is crazy but here's my number Call me, crazy" :P

yadisingh 5

Wednesday 8 February 2012 21:13

I hate having big boobs too! But, that's because I'm a guy.

SkaterTit 1

Wednesday 11 April 2012 6:22

I'm 13 and I'm a 36 c lol but it doesn't matter about boob size

biocock 3

Saturday 5 May 2012 2:27

Untrue.

lilmillion22 5

Thursday 28 June 2012 23:19

Just get a boob job. :) no shame.

volleyballhotty 0

Friday 31 August 2012 0:51

Dude im 15 and im a size 34DD almost to a DDD/E so ur lucky

scooter50 12

Thursday 14 March 2013 18:28

it's not always about big breasts in fact too big it grotesque it's all about proportion

redbugboy 8

Monday 3 March 2014 1:20

I prefer small boobs rather than big boobs c:

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Today, while I was showering, someone left a note on the bathroom door that read, "We can all hear you masturbating. Shut the hell up." I don't know what's more embarrassing, that everyone in my house thought I was masturbating or that I was actually singing. FML

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Today, while I was in the midst of the most mind-blowing shower sex ever, the fire alarm went off. My girlfriend had left the stove top on and the entire kitchen had caught on fire. So instead of finishing, I frantically ran around naked trying to douse the flames. FML

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Today, I have Lyme's disease. I caught it because we used alcohol on the area before we removed the tick that caused it. Apparently, that makes ticks vomit. I'm sick because a tick puked into me. FML

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Today, the guy I liked broke things off with me because he needed time to work on himself, and heal from his recent break up. I went on Instagram to find him reading a poem to his ex about how he wants to worship her body. FML

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Today, a customer threatened to smash my face in because I wouldn't give him a veteran's discount on a donut. He looked like he'd eaten his way out of fat camp, and it seemed the only action he'd seen was fighting his way into a lard factory. Still, he swung fast, and I now have a black eye. FML

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Today, I walked in on my parents doing it. Luckily they didn't see me so I slipped out. I looked outside, trying to take my mind of the horrors I had just witnessed, only to realize my dad's car wasn't in the driveway. FML

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